Fw: [Derby-list] Re: schooldays
> A new teacher is introducing herself to the class. It is the children'schildren
> first ever day at school.
> "My name is Miss Pilkington children, and I'm going to be your new teacher
> this year, and I am a Nottingham Forest fan. How many of you other
> are Nottingham Forest fans"?young
> Eager to please their new teacher, and even though most of them have never
> heard of Nottingham Forest, the children's hands all shoot in the air, all
> except young Jimmy's.
> The teacher spots this straight away and decides to make an example of
> "Why didn't you put your hand up, Jimmy?", she asked.
> "Because I'm a Derby County fan Miss", came the reply from young Jimmy
> "Why have you decided to be a Derby County fan then"? asked the teacher.
> "My Grandad and my Dad and my Mum are all Derby County fans, so I am too",
> answered Jimmy
> "Oh!", said Miss Pilkington, "and if your Grandad and your Dad and your
> were morons, I suppose that would make you a moron too then?"
> "No Miss, it would make me a Forest fan!"
> Boom! Boom!