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  • starlightwitch@aol.com
    Greetings All, Did anyone save the posting on what to do this time of year....like if your kids start speaking latin, your house talks to you etc? I tried to
    Message 1 of 2 , Nov 1, 2002
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      Greetings All,
      Did anyone save the posting on what to do this time of year....like if your
      kids start speaking latin, your house talks to you etc?
      I tried to save it and failed....miserably....

      Thank you in advance,
      Starlightwitch


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    • Raven Stormsong
      Is this what you meant? All you gotta do is go to groups and to the group it was posted on and either search for it through the messages by keywords or just
      Message 2 of 2 , Nov 1, 2002
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        Is this what you meant? All you gotta do is go to groups and to the group it was posted on and either search for it through the messages by keywords or just scroll back through them.

        Seasonal Advice

        With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to
        help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!! Please use these helpful
        hints this and every year.

        1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if
        it's really dead. Get the Hell away from there!!!

        2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. Not funny.

        3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

        4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they
        should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in
        the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them,
        so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's
        voice.

        5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone.

        6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

        7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply
        to any other house of the dead as well.

        8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out
        that it's not just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT!

        9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short
        circuits; just GET THE HELL OUT!

        10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

        11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason
        for it. Don't stop and look around.

        12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know
        what you're doing.

        13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at
        least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, despite the fact that
        you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still
        moving fast enough to catch up with you.

        14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior
        such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness,
        and so on, kill them immediately.

        15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed
        here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if
        you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the
        Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

        16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the
        nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is
        strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank,
        shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.

        17. Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns,
        hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawn mowers, butane
        torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased
        companions.

        18. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time
        to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous
        inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible
        fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices.

        19. Dress appropriately. When investigating a noise downstairs in an old
        house, women should not wear a flimsy negligee. And carry a flashlight, not
        a candle.

        20. Do not mention the names of demons around open flames, as these can
        flare suddenly. Be especially careful of fireplaces in this regard.

        21. Do not go looking for witches in the Maryland countryside.



        starlightwitch@... wrote:Greetings All,
        Did anyone save the posting on what to do this time of year....like if your
        kids start speaking latin, your house talks to you etc?
        I tried to save it and failed....miserably....

        Thank you in advance,
        Starlightwitch


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