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MINIMUM WAGE returns to DENVER, COLORADO! 1 Nite Only!!

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    --From the Teutonic County Sentinel -- BOPAL, NEW CATATONIA-- After a 3,657 day sabbatical, the acappella group Minimum Wage made a triumphant return to the
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      --From the Teutonic County Sentinel --

      BOPAL, NEW CATATONIA--
      After a 3,657 day sabbatical, the acappella group Minimum Wage made a
      triumphant return to the stage when they performed at Jimmy
      McSmitten's Prada party honoring his 4th birthday. The group made it
      through 4 songs before they were heckled off the stage by a very mean
      5 year old. Security was ineffective as the surly crowd began to
      chant, 'POOPYPANTS! PPOOOOPYPANTS! referring to the headliner and
      well known fecal artist, Mr. Poopypants (Mark Rubald). Disaster was
      averted as Mr. Poopypants made his way to the stage amidst thunderous
      applause. Minimum Wage has not been asked back.

      Despite this setback, the BurgerBoys (and Girl!) return to DENVER for
      ONE NIGHT ONLY!!

      MINIMUM WAGE*
      RETURNS TO DENVER FOR MUSIC & MAYHEM
      FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY

      WITH SPECIAL GUESTS:
      "COLORADO'S PREMIERE VOCAL GROUP"
      the 17th AVENUE BASKETBALL ALLSTARS
      AND
      other special guests

      TUESDAY APRIL 8th 9 pm
      at
      THE SOILED DOVE
      1949 Market Street (1 block east of Coors Field)

      all tickets $5. for information call 303-830-9210

      www.miniwage.com

      *The Pioneers of Acappella Stupidity
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