MINIMUM WAGE returns to DENVER, COLORADO! 1 Nite Only!!
- --From the Teutonic County Sentinel --
BOPAL, NEW CATATONIA--
After a 3,657 day sabbatical, the acappella group Minimum Wage made a
triumphant return to the stage when they performed at Jimmy
McSmitten's Prada party honoring his 4th birthday. The group made it
through 4 songs before they were heckled off the stage by a very mean
5 year old. Security was ineffective as the surly crowd began to
chant, 'POOPYPANTS! PPOOOOPYPANTS! referring to the headliner and
well known fecal artist, Mr. Poopypants (Mark Rubald). Disaster was
averted as Mr. Poopypants made his way to the stage amidst thunderous
applause. Minimum Wage has not been asked back.
Despite this setback, the BurgerBoys (and Girl!) return to DENVER for
ONE NIGHT ONLY!!
RETURNS TO DENVER FOR MUSIC & MAYHEM
FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY
WITH SPECIAL GUESTS:
"COLORADO'S PREMIERE VOCAL GROUP"
the 17th AVENUE BASKETBALL ALLSTARS
other special guests
TUESDAY APRIL 8th 9 pm
THE SOILED DOVE
1949 Market Street (1 block east of Coors Field)
all tickets $5. for information call 303-830-9210
*The Pioneers of Acappella Stupidity