Howdy Peace Pals,
Thought you would enjoy a laugh.
> Subject: FW: Why did the chicken cross the road - 2008 version
> BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
> change! The chicken wanted change!
> JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
> recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
> chickens on the other side of the road.
> SARAH PALIN: You betcha he crossed the road, but let's not talk about
> that, let's talk about energy policy, and how gosh darn hard it is for a
> middle-class hockey mom to manage the budget of the only state in
> America with a massive surplus, especially while surrounded by countless
> Russian and Canadian chickens we have to keep an eye on.
> HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
> chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified
> to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country
> gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really
> isn't about me.
> GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
> We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
> The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
> DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
> COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
> satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
> BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken...What is your
> definition of crossing?
> AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
> JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
> against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
> chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
> AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black
> OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is
> why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
> learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
> going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the
> road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
> ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but
> we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the
> NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can
> see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
> PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
> DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
> Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain... alone.
> JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people s ee the
> plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends,
> that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay,
> too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination
> that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like
> 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as
> plain and as simple as that.
> GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
> Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
> ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
> together, in peace.
> ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
> move beneath the chicken?
> COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?