- I later found out that Ben s ardour for the sport normally causes tingling in his nether regions, so it was just business as usual.) 50% from the sport,Message 1 of 66 , Apr 7, 2013View SourceI later found out that Ben's ardour for the sport normally causes tingling in his nether regions, so it was just business as usual.)50% from the sport, 50% for having an excuse to wear a speedo.From: Bob Burres <bob_burres@...>
To: Club Puck <email@example.com>
Sent: Sunday, April 7, 2013 6:50 PM
Subject: RE: [clubpuck] Sunday Wrap
Rich,Another fine summary. However I feel compelled to add a little commentary from the opposing team. Yes, Ben's nether regions were tingling on occasion, but I believe the primary cause was the considerable hits he was taking from the opposing team. Yes Rich, your team.On the sidelines I repeatedly heard comments about the fact that your arms now seem to extend very close to half way across the court. Are they performing arm lengthening procedures in China now? 4 weeks did seem like an awful long trip overseas. Several people were commenting on the horrendous hits you inflicting. You may have been a priest in a prior life, but I'm sure it was a Jesuit with an attitude.It was a fine day of hockey and a good time was had by all, but no need to feel sorry for poor old Rich.And yes the dog from the pound was taken back to a loving home completely unscathed and no worse for wear.To: firstname.lastname@example.org From: RGray35711@... Date: Sun, 7 Apr 2013 20:54:43 -0400 Subject: [clubpuck] Sunday WrapA number of us showed up early today at 10am and mainly just dicked around until 11am when the scrimmage started. That's just fine. It was sunny and warm but not crazy hot. Matt, Drew and Sara came down from SF.
I thought Casey said he would show.......... well he didn't, but we had 14 anyway. A good game which ended up about tied but which felt like I got my ass kicked. We put Drew, Ben and Matt on one team so they could get a chance to play together.......... so not only did they kick my ass but they were smug about it too. Well, I deserved it......... I was a priest in a previous life.
(Did he actually just write that?)
A 3 person maintenance team was surprised to see us show up for hockey. They were replacing all the lights in the pool. It was cool though, we stayed out of their way and played hockey until they were ready to test the lights. At that point we all had to jump out of the pool.
The workers had brought a small dog from the pound with them. They were going to test their work by tossing the dog into the pool and seeing if he fried. Of course we thought this cruel so we threw Ben in instead. Besides a small tingling in his nether regions Ben seemed to be fine. (I later found out that Ben's ardour for the sport normally causes tingling in his nether regions, so it was just business as usual.)
A number of people mentioned that they REALLY like the morning game on Sunday..........and would I consider some more morning Sunday games? My normal response of "FXXK YOU, leave me alone, don't I do enough for you people already," seemed a tad high handed, so I said I'd diddle another doodle and see what the response was.
Wendy brought Blondies for after hockey treats............... they were de-frickin-licious.
It was $5.00 a car day at LGHS, so even if you think the bottom is slow or whatever, you can't really argue about the price!
And that's how Goze goes,
- Wow, Rich! I think the drugs are working overtime! It s a good thing that we haven t legalized marijuana in California because surely it would really impactMessage 66 of 66 , Mar 2 7:57 PMView SourceWow, Rich! I think the drugs are working overtime! It's a good thing that we haven't legalized marijuana in California because surely it would really impact our competitive edge, just like our Governor Brown said.
On 3/2/2014 5:08 PM, Rich Gray wrote:
Keeping you, the reader, up to date with the hockey news you NEED to know.
17 souls showed up for hockey this Sunday morning. It was grey with occasional sun and some occasional rain.
We could not play with the full contingent because John R's jammed his finger again and had it on ice several minutes into the game.
Notable attendees: Matt came down and politely kicked our asses, New players Gabe and Lorna were playing great! Casey was a force of nature up front on both teams. Chris Shultz was back after a 3 month hiatus as a basketball coach. Maddy (sans Lyndon) represented the Rive clan.
I know so many of you will be disappointed but no one got hurt, no one got yelled at (much), and Goze collected a TON of money. This is what happened:
A clap of thunder sent up a wall of pigeons, startled from their perches.
The clouds parted, a single ray of sunshine, beamed down from the heavens, illuminated a broad shouldered figure with a shaved head, loincloth and tool belt.
He passed Goze 3 C notes and said, "I am not one of the Villiage People, I am but the messenger for one that will come after me, one whose fins I am not fit to wear, he will make you wealthy among your hockey heavenly family"
The harbinger of greater things to come left before we could question him further.
And so it came to pass that another did come, slightly smaller in stature and with a blue cape. He passed Goze a hunk of cash and said, "It is easier for a camel to wear a mask and snorkel, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of the hockey heavenly family.
So we put down our sticks, gloves and masks and we followed this man..........................
Nawwwwwwwwww!! This is what really happened (at least a little closer to the truth):
Oren (dressed in blue and the spitting image of the Messiah) did pay Goze a ton of cash, he does that occasionally. Thanks for the support Oren!
Rhett (broad shoulder and shaved head) startled everybody by handing over what was at first thought to be $300 in cash but later turned out to be a $20 bill wrapped around a wad of $1 bills. I love that guy!
Goze was able to convince Casey that he actually owed $40 by reviewing half a year of hockey collection records. "God I hate it when Goze is right!"
And everybody had a GOOD TIME!
You shoulda been there!
That's how Goze goes, Goze