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Fwd: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

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  • Steve Elms
    Message 1 of 1 , Oct 31, 2007
      --- ann elms <annelms@...> wrote:

      > Date: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:41:03 -0700 (PDT)
      > From: ann elms <annelms@...>
      > Subject: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
      > To: PAUL COBB <paulyc_76107@...>, LARRY ELLIS
      > <ellis_larry@...>,
      > POODLE ELMS <lelms@...>, BERT JONES
      > <berts4900@...>,
      > BETSY HORN <betsyhorn@...>,
      > BOB & JOLLY SHELTON
      > <robertshelton4081@...>,
      > SARA LOCK <sarjolock@...>, STEVE ELMS
      > <selms@...>,
      > PEGGY STALLINGS <polarbear75@...>,
      > ROBIN HINKLE
      > <rhinkle@...>,
      > MARGARITA MORALES
      > <margarita_morales16@...>,
      > MARTIN AMSLER <martinamsler@...>,
      > MOLLY MILLER <mehorn@...>, MERP
      > THOMPSON <themerp@...>,
      > CAROL WILKEY <carol_wilkey@...>,
      > JENNIE LUSK <jennie87108@...>, CHRIS
      > REED <cppdreed@...>
      >
      > An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
      > series of tests, the last of which had left his
      > bodily systems extremely upset.
      >
      > Upon making several false alarm trips to the
      > bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
      > and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
      > diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
      > remain rational.
      >
      > In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
      > bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
      > the hospital window.
      >
      > A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
      > landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
      > swinging his arms violently trying to get the
      > unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
      > sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
      >
      > As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
      > staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
      > guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had
      > watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
      > "What the heck is going on here?"
      >
      > The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I
      > just beat the shit out of a ghost."
      >
      > HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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