Fwd: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
- --- ann elms <annelms@...> wrote:
> Date: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:41:03 -0700 (PDT)
> From: ann elms <annelms@...>
> Subject: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
> To: PAUL COBB <paulyc_76107@...>, LARRY ELLIS
> POODLE ELMS <lelms@...>, BERT JONES
> BETSY HORN <betsyhorn@...>,
> BOB & JOLLY SHELTON
> SARA LOCK <sarjolock@...>, STEVE ELMS
> PEGGY STALLINGS <polarbear75@...>,
> ROBIN HINKLE
> MARGARITA MORALES
> MARTIN AMSLER <martinamsler@...>,
> MOLLY MILLER <mehorn@...>, MERP
> THOMPSON <themerp@...>,
> CAROL WILKEY <carol_wilkey@...>,
> JENNIE LUSK <jennie87108@...>, CHRIS
> REED <cppdreed@...>
> An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
> series of tests, the last of which had left his
> bodily systems extremely upset.
> Upon making several false alarm trips to the
> bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
> and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
> diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
> remain rational.
> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
> bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
> the hospital window.
> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
> landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
> swinging his arms violently trying to get the
> unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
> sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
> staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
> guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had
> watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
> "What the heck is going on here?"
> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I
> just beat the shit out of a ghost."
> HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!