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Re: [civilwarwest] Break the Tension??

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  • Steve Saultz
    It isn t even what I mean t...Nor mean t to start....... My Apologies Shotgun........ Respectfully your Humble Servant, Capt. McCracken................
    Message 1 of 13 , Oct 1, 2005
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                                     It isn't even what I mean't...Nor mean't to start.......
       
                                    My Apologies Shotgun........
                                            Respectfully your Humble Servant,
                                            Capt. McCracken................
                                        

      keeno2@... wrote:
      I believe the topic was the spelling of potato. It's certainly off topic, but it ain't politics.
      Ken
    • hooperjwboro@comcast.net
      Been out for a week, Capt. I Just love southern home fries. LMAO -- Respectfully, John Hooper ... Subject: Potatoe Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes
      Message 2 of 13 , Oct 9, 2005
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        Been out for a week, Capt.   I Just love southern home fries. LMAO
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        Respectfully,
        John Hooper
         
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                 Subject: Potatoe



               Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato

               had eyes for each other,

               and finally they got married,

               and had a little sweet potato,

               which they called 'Yam.'



              Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

              When it was time,

               they told her about the facts of life.

              They warned her about going out

              and getting half-baked,

             so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,

             and get a bad name for herself like

             'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.



             Yam said not to worry,

             no Spud would get her into

            the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!



            But on the other hand

            she wouldn't stay home

            and become a Couch Potato either.

            She would get plenty of exercise

            so as not to be skinny

            like her Shoestring cousins.



           When she went off to Europe,

           Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam

           to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

          And the greasy guys from France

          called the French Fries.

           And when she went out west,

          to watch out for the Indians

          so she wouldn't get scalloped.



          Yam said she would stay on

          the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate

          with those high class Yukon Golds,

        or the ones from the other side of the tracks

          who advertise their trade

          on all the trucks that say,

          'Frito Lay.'



          Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.

        (that's Potato University)

          so that when she graduated

        she'd really be in the Chips.



        But in spite of all they did for her,

        one-day Yam came home and announced

        she was going to marry

        Tom Brokaw.



        Tom Brokaw!

        Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

        They told Yam she couldn't

        possibly marry Tom Brokaw

        because he's just.......

           Are you ready for this?


              Are you sure?

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              OK! Here it is!

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              A COMMON TATER


                          I realize things got a lil onery lately. Hope this
        can put a smile on a few faces; even for those who dislike me.....
                   My apologies if I've offended anyone.....
                     Respectfully Your Humble Servant,
                      Capt. McCracken / Mo. Partisan 



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