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  • banbruner@aol.com
    In a message dated 10/1/2005 9:06:35 PM Eastern Daylight Time, tmix@insightbb.com writes: No more comments here. I’ll try not to talk on anything. Lurking
    Message 1 of 13 , Oct 1, 2005
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      In a message dated 10/1/2005 9:06:35 PM Eastern Daylight Time, tmix@... writes:

        No more comments here. I’ll try not to talk on anything.  Lurking is the only way to live.

       

      Please say it aint so Tom.  Mine was only an observation not a complaint.
      Bill Bruner
    • Steve Saultz
      Aaaaggghhh!! Don t go there...Sir...LOL... GnrlJEJohnston@aol.com wrote:In a message dated 10/1/2005 11:54:13 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, hvonbork@verizon.net
      Message 2 of 13 , Oct 1, 2005
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                         Aaaaggghhh!!  Don't go there...Sir...LOL...

        GnrlJEJohnston@... wrote:
        In a message dated 10/1/2005 11:54:13 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, hvonbork@... writes:
        Subject: Potatoe
        This must be the Indiana spelling
      • Steve Saultz
        It isn t even what I mean t...Nor mean t to start....... My Apologies Shotgun........ Respectfully your Humble Servant, Capt. McCracken................
        Message 3 of 13 , Oct 1, 2005
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                                         It isn't even what I mean't...Nor mean't to start.......
           
                                        My Apologies Shotgun........
                                                Respectfully your Humble Servant,
                                                Capt. McCracken................
                                            

          keeno2@... wrote:
          I believe the topic was the spelling of potato. It's certainly off topic, but it ain't politics.
          Ken
        • hooperjwboro@comcast.net
          Been out for a week, Capt. I Just love southern home fries. LMAO -- Respectfully, John Hooper ... Subject: Potatoe Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes
          Message 4 of 13 , Oct 9, 2005
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            Been out for a week, Capt.   I Just love southern home fries. LMAO
            --
            Respectfully,
            John Hooper
             
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                     Subject: Potatoe



                   Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato

                   had eyes for each other,

                   and finally they got married,

                   and had a little sweet potato,

                   which they called 'Yam.'



                  Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

                  When it was time,

                   they told her about the facts of life.

                  They warned her about going out

                  and getting half-baked,

                 so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,

                 and get a bad name for herself like

                 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.



                 Yam said not to worry,

                 no Spud would get her into

                the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!



                But on the other hand

                she wouldn't stay home

                and become a Couch Potato either.

                She would get plenty of exercise

                so as not to be skinny

                like her Shoestring cousins.



               When she went off to Europe,

               Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam

               to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

              And the greasy guys from France

              called the French Fries.

               And when she went out west,

              to watch out for the Indians

              so she wouldn't get scalloped.



              Yam said she would stay on

              the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate

              with those high class Yukon Golds,

            or the ones from the other side of the tracks

              who advertise their trade

              on all the trucks that say,

              'Frito Lay.'



              Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.

            (that's Potato University)

              so that when she graduated

            she'd really be in the Chips.



            But in spite of all they did for her,

            one-day Yam came home and announced

            she was going to marry

            Tom Brokaw.



            Tom Brokaw!

            Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

            They told Yam she couldn't

            possibly marry Tom Brokaw

            because he's just.......

               Are you ready for this?


                  Are you sure?

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                  OK! Here it is!

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                  A COMMON TATER


                              I realize things got a lil onery lately. Hope this
            can put a smile on a few faces; even for those who dislike me.....
                       My apologies if I've offended anyone.....
                         Respectfully Your Humble Servant,
                          Capt. McCracken / Mo. Partisan 



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