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35108Re: [civilwarwest] Break the Tension??

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  • John O'Connor
    Oct 1, 2005
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      Very good Cap - LOL
      ----- Original Message -----
      From: "tristan4th" <tristan4th@...>
      To: <civilwarwest@yahoogroups.com>
      Sent: Saturday, October 01, 2005 11:25 AM
      Subject: [civilwarwest] Break the Tension??


      >
      >
      > Subject: Potatoe
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      >
      >
      > Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato
      >
      > had eyes for each other,
      >
      > and finally they got married,
      >
      > and had a little sweet potato,
      >
      > which they called 'Yam.'
      >
      >
      >
      > Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
      >
      > When it was time,
      >
      > they told her about the facts of life.
      >
      > They warned her about going out
      >
      > and getting half-baked,
      >
      > so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,
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      > and get a bad name for herself like
      >
      > 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
      >
      >
      >
      > Yam said not to worry,
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      > no Spud would get her into
      >
      > the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
      >
      >
      >
      > But on the other hand
      >
      > she wouldn't stay home
      >
      > and become a Couch Potato either.
      >
      > She would get plenty of exercise
      >
      > so as not to be skinny
      >
      > like her Shoestring cousins.
      >
      >
      >
      > When she went off to Europe,
      >
      > Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam
      >
      > to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.
      >
      > And the greasy guys from France
      >
      > called the French Fries.
      >
      > And when she went out west,
      >
      > to watch out for the Indians
      >
      > so she wouldn't get scalloped.
      >
      >
      >
      > Yam said she would stay on
      >
      > the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate
      >
      > with those high class Yukon Golds,
      >
      > or the ones from the other side of the tracks
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      > who advertise their trade
      >
      > on all the trucks that say,
      >
      > 'Frito Lay.'
      >
      >
      >
      > Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.
      >
      > (that's Potato University)
      >
      > so that when she graduated
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      > she'd really be in the Chips.
      >
      >
      >
      > But in spite of all they did for her,
      >
      > one-day Yam came home and announced
      >
      > she was going to marry
      >
      > Tom Brokaw.
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      >
      >
      > Tom Brokaw!
      >
      > Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
      >
      > They told Yam she couldn't
      >
      > possibly marry Tom Brokaw
      >
      > because he's just.......
      >
      > Are you ready for this?
      >
      >
      > Are you sure?
      >
      > *
      > *
      > *
      > *
      > *
      > *
      > *
      >
      > OK! Here it is!
      >
      > *
      > *
      > *
      > *
      > *
      > *
      > *
      > *
      > *
      > *
      > *
      >
      > A COMMON TATER
      >
      >
      > I realize things got a lil onery lately. Hope this
      > can put a smile on a few faces; even for those who dislike me.....
      > My apologies if I've offended anyone.....
      > Respectfully Your Humble Servant,
      > Capt. McCracken / Mo. Partisan
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