- *A hologram of the Shrinemaster appears and a live transmission his
Dear friends of TOSA, you are cordially invited to the celebratory
feast to be held at the Temple Of Sensual Awareness this weekend and
the following week. Our new homepage has been launched and promotions
are being given out, statues built in honour of our heroes, and new
friends given free tours of the 2 new floors of our building and the
Domination Zone downstairs! Thanks to the donation of a HUGE sum of
money by one of our followers, we are able to extend this banquet
indefinitely until every last one of you is unconcious on the floor.
All manners of being are welcome, bring your own smile.