As much as I love Chris, I love Lance Henriksen more
and I think he can kick Chris' ass...although I'd be
there to help Chris back on his feet again. Then I'd
scold the both of them with my pointer finger saying,
"Lance and Chris, you both are old enough to know that
fighting doesn't solve anything! Now stop acting like
children!"
I think Chris however can kick at least 1/2 the actors
on that list of yours...especially Matt Damon. I'm
sure he can take on Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Cruise, and
Jim Carrey. I mean c'mon...Jim Carrey? Chris would
probably KO him with 1 punch. And don't get me started
on Tom Cruise. Tom Hanks would play like the UN and
try to negotiate with Chris. LOL...Jack Nicholson
would...I think he would go berserk in front of his
face but not touch a hair on Chris' body or take out
his nine iron and beat the crap out of Chris' car.
Russell Crowe would throw a phone at Chris.
I'm not sure who else would be able to whoop Chris'
ass. There aren't that many tough people out there in
the actor world.

Viv

--- sporkleberry <sporkleberry@...> wrote:

> I just read on a site called Empire Movies
> (http://www.empiremovies.com/index.php?id=4611)
> about Chris starring
> in a new movie called The Road Back. But what caught
> me about this
> posting from Variety magazine (as opposed to similar
> notes in
> ComingSoon.net and The Boston Globe) was the
> introduction:
>
> Chris Cooper can kick your ass. I'm just guessing of
> course, but the
> guy looks like one tough sonuvabitch...
>
> I guess I just never looked at Chris as the "kick
> your ass" togh
> sonuvabiotch kinda guy. But it got me wondering...
> who's ass could he
> kick and who would kick his?
>
> Here's a list of some top actors. Who would whup
> whom?
>
> Tom Hanks
> Johnny Depp
> Leonardo DiCaprio
> Russell Crowe
> Nicholas Cage
> Jim Carrey
> Jack Nicholson
> John Travolta
> Tom Cruise
> Brad Pitt
> Matt Damon
> Bruce Willis
>
>
>
> spork
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Yahoo! Groups Links
>
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/chriscoopersneighbors/
>
>
> chriscoopersneighbors-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
>
>
>
>
>

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