LOVE is a four letter word. Some of the subliminities is in the parfume. Some women never get it write overkill in fright but the odor of a babay lambea is too sweet. A man is lost in otherworldly anticipation waiting for his love to turn the other cheek. Sniff. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 eye typed the code in the slot indicated at "Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot when eye refreshed the code on the spy cam it looked like this ZEL290049389329847638476430087771333654 so eye retyped it in the slot and sent it to the company eye wanted this whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater very much, eye am a homeowner near the Ocean Bay in Florida semi retired eye can make this green lighted albatross sing as it works with buying very little pipe. They sent me a confermation code the thing was coming to the door it was coming COD not UPS. Postal Workers were carrying my purple Cobalt Blue case. They emailed me a copy of the warrenty warranty. Reader see 47Warrentywarranty47 for more detailed look at warrantee holder took. Eye raced outside and gathered up mye tools the day was cloudy a good day for digging a pipeline eye lay my back into it and try to have some fun the first section of the sand was done when eye heard the door buzzed. There was a square box almost a rectangle but still square one side was cobalt blue the other almost a pinkish purple there was a pipe elbow up from one side a ground wire stud upon the other eye almost cried the price was only 5p. Eye paid at once and opened the instruction manual. It was sparsely written Open the one-sided mechanism insert PRODUCT brown in color close the catche lid down make sure the green light is operational and the pipe is ending on the Ocean Floor. There is only a ground wire to connect to ground pipe in the event of an electrical storm this whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is not electric in nature but powered by the CobaltBlueT.M.@ inside the line. Just then the delivery truck arrived eye had three tenths of a mile of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at 45p per length. Eye wrote the check and smiled and carried the box out to the yard and began to install the wonderful thing in my ground. The pipe for the ground wire was already attached to the Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod it ran from the box to the wall a distance of about 25 feet. The hole for the square rectangular box was soon dug out from the grass that eye was sure would soon die the grass was gonna die all over the yard oh god what have eye done. It was worth it eye kept reassuring myself to get the silver bars to the ocean floor. And then it came by Heliocoptor Air Dropp the thing was attached to a small parachute it was so cute the way it almost landed on mye head. It was a small can of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. Eye expected the stuff inside to be blue or even purple like the hardware places have butt no the stuff was milkywhite for all the world the consistency and color of Elmers@Glueall. Eye glued the first two sections of pipe thet ran out from the box wide in two separate rows my work was now doubled they said one pipe was for the gold bar ingots only silver in they color and the other was for steam produced from water added with the product??? Eye went inside to order more pipe@T.M. and to Air Dropp another canister of glue. That Heliocopter dropp was expansive not inexpensive. When eye got the pipe layed almost to the Ocean Bay the Sherriff met me he was wearing his six shooters on both hips and he had a Dell Word Document in his hand. A Writ of Habeas Corpus Delectie and he laughed that Southern laught thing they do. He said you cannot dig the beachfront up the STATE has decreed a non spatial place herein this document to mean therein the sand. He was rally smiling big when he said most all of this. Eye frowned how will eye got around the document you ask. The Sheriff was also an architect and he had a copy of THERAMP@T.M.
We at Floatsom and Jetsome Industries want to sell you this affordable ramp to run your pipes out to the Ocean Floor you need not disturb the beachfront sand. How much eye cried my checkbook was already in my hand it was superglued there when eye made the last pipes stand. How many p said eye. Its only 1000p the Sheriff grinned and you gotta do it cause I'm the man. Sadly eye walked back inside the house but first eye stopped at the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater box and turned the green light off. So sad to come that close to a porcelain dream gone mad. Eye raced inside to turn the sewer line power and water to the toilets back on all my hopes for the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater gone. Sniff. Love is a four letter word the schemes of mortal man they come and then they go.