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  • James Goebel
    Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you ve had a baby . . .somebody doesn t know that once you re a mother, normal is history.
    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 31, 2003
      Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've
      had a baby . . .somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, normal is

      Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct . . .somebody never
      took a three-year-old shopping.

      Somebody said being a mother is boring . . . somebody never rode in a car
      driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.

      Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out
      good"...somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.

      Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices . . .somebody never
      came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through
      the neighbor's kitchen window.

      Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother . . . somebody
      never helped a fourth grader with his math.

      Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.
      . somebody doesn't have five children.

      Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing
      questions in the books . . .somebody never had a child stuff beans up his

      Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery .
      .somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of

      Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied
      behind her back . . .somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to
      sell cookies.

      Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets
      married...somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or
      daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.

      Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves
      home...somebody never had grandchildren.

      Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her
      . . . somebody isn't a mother.

      Pass this along to all the "mothers" in your life!!!
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