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  • william brabant
    Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is Buffalo and I have the watch. I received a disturbing piece of humor this morning that I
    Message 1 of 56 , Nov 2, 2000
      Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
      name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
      I received a disturbing piece of humor this morning that I
      can't, even as a hard core Republican let slide:

      VOTER ALERT:

      Due to an anticipated voter turnout much larger than originally
      expected, polling facilities may not be able to handle the load all
      at once.

      Therefore, Republicans are requested to vote on Tuesday, November 7,
      and
      Democrats and Independents on Wednesday, November 8.

      Please pass this message along and help us to make sure that nobody
      gets
      left out.

      - 2000 Presidential Election Commission

      I think it is really unfair to make the Democrats and Independents
      make the trip to the polls for nothing when their voting day is
      actually
      Thursday the 9th..
      Have a great Thursday and payday is just around the corner.
      Seems
      like the weeks are getting shorter and the chips are getting better.




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      One day a squad of Navy Seals was making for an objective in their
      rubber
      boat. With each stroke of the paddle, they whispered that particularly
      unique Seal grunt - ooyah. Ooyah ... ooyah ... ooyah. God looked down
      from
      above and was beside himself with pride knowing that He could not
      have done
      any better than when He made HIS Seals.

      Thinking to Himself, God decided to test precisely just how good His
      Seals
      were in fact. God raised His arms and "ZAP", took away 1/2 of all the
      Seals
      brains in the dingy. There they were, seven Seals in a dingy, still
      making
      for their objective - ooyah, ooyah, ooyah.

      With glee God rub his hands, then raised his arms again and "ZAP", He
      took
      away 1/2 of the Seals remaining brains. The Seals in their rubber
      dingy,
      making for their objective now had only 1/4 of their original brains.
      Still,
      determined, they stroked on - ooyah, ooyah, ooyah.

      God was nearly hysterical with joy over knowing that His creation
      could
      still function as a viable, forward deployed, tactical fighting force
      with
      very nearly all of their brains removed. Dare I, thought God? Shall
      I? YES!
      And God raised his arms and in an instant, "ZAP"! God took away all
      of the
      seals remaining brains.

      And there they were, a seven man forward deployed, tactical fighting
      force,
      in a rubber dingy, with no brains, making for their objective -
      singing -
      "From the hills of Montizuma, to the shores of Tripoli. We will fight
      our
      countries battles..."


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      Your Call Chips From Joan
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      This is the transcript of an imaginary radio conversation of
      a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of
      . Newfoundland.

      Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid a
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      CHANGE YOUR
      COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH,
      OR
      COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

      Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.




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      The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s
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      Again, the clerk doesn`t answer him. The guy asks several
      more times: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?"

      And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry
      and storms off. The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy
      asks the clerk, "why wouldn`t you answer that guy's question?"

      The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want
      to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"


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      Pope Chips
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      The Pope was on a visit to New York to speak to
      the General Assembly at the UN. The Secretary General
      was to pick him up personally at the airport but, being
      detained by some crisis or another, sent his personal limo
      on ahead instead.

      The driver held up a sign that simply said "Pope" and
      explained to the Pope what had happened and that
      he was there to take him to UN headquarters. He invited
      the Pope to sit in the back of the limo. The Pope got in and,
      boy, was he impressed: 9 yard leather seats, one-way tinted
      glass, Dom P. on ice, air conditioning, sliding sun roof, stereo,
      television with satellite dish, computer and fax machine, magic
      fingers
      under the seat, all of the comforts.

      Then the Pope saw the driver: Walkman headphones on, wrap
      around Raybans, leather racing gloves, elbow out the window,
      wind blowing in the hair, and so on.

      The Pope knocked on the glass and said: "My good man, I have
      a proposition for you. I bet you have never sat back here before
      and I have never driven one of these things before so, what do you
      say,
      shall we trade places? You come back here and let me drive?"

      The driver resisted at first but eventually agreed. He pulled over to
      the curb, go out, let the Pope behind the wheel and settled into the
      back with the bottle of bubbly.

      The Pope adjusted the mirrors, put on the headphones, turned up Tina
      Turner, stuck his elbow out the window and stuck his foot in it: 80
      mph,
      100, 120, settled in at 140 mph and flew right past a motorcycle cop.

      The cop switched on the overhead, gave chase and, with much
      difficulty,
      finally pulled the limo over about two miles down the road. He
      swaggered over to the driver side, rapped on the window and started to
      say: "Look buddy, what in the holy crap do you think you are ...." and
      he saw the Pope behind the wheel.

      He went back to his motorcycle and got the shift sergeant on the
      radio.

      He said: "Sarge, Mullaney here, look I have pulled over this limo here
      on 47th Street for speeding and we got a problem. It's a VIP."

      The sergeant said: "OK Mike, I understand, tell me. Just how
      important
      is he? Is he, for instance, more important than the Chief of Police?"

      Mullaney said: "Yes Sarge, more important than the Chief."

      "Alright", said the Sergeant, "is he more important than, say, the
      Mayor?"

      Mullaney said that he was even more important than the Mayor.

      The Sergeant asked: "The Governor?" and Mullaney answered: "Yes,
      Sarge, more important than the Governor even."

      The Sergeant said: "But, surely, not more important than the Senator?"
      Mullaney replied that this VIP was much more important than even
      the Senator.

      The Sergeant began to be a bit worried and asked: "God man, you
      didn't stop the President of the United States did you?"

      The cop said: "No sir I didn't, but this man is even more important
      than the President."

      The sergeant said: "More important even than the President of the
      UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? Then tell me, who is it?"

      The cop said: "Well Sarge, I can't rightly say who he is but I can
      tell you this. His driver is the Pope!"



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      Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry. I'm just fine
      considering
      I can't breathe or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice
      holiday, thousands of miles away from your ailing mother.
      I've sent along my last ten dollars in this card, which I hope
      you'll
      spend on my grandchildren. God knows their mother never buys them
      anything
      nice. They look so thin in their pictures, poor babies.
      Thank you so much for the birthday flowers, dear boy. I put them in
      the
      freezer so they'll stay fresh for my grave. Which reminds me -- we
      buried
      Grandma last week. I know she died years ago, but I got to yearning
      for a
      good funeral so Aunt Berta and I dug her up and had the services all
      over
      again. I would have invited you, but I know that woman you live with
      would
      have never let you come. I bet she's never even watched that
      videotape of
      my hemorrhoid surgery, has she?
      Well son, it's time for me to crawl off to bed now. I lost my cane
      beating
      off muggers last week, but don't you worry about me. I'm also getting
      used
      to the cold since they turned my heat off and am grateful because the
      frost
      on my bed numbs the constant pain.
      Now don't you even think about sending any more money, because I know
      you
      need it for those expensive family vacations you take every year.
      Give
      my love to my darling grandbabies and my regards to whatever-her-name-
      is
      --the one with the black roots in her hair who stole you screaming
      from my
      bosom.

      Merry Christmas,.
      Love, Mom




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      Our blonde teens, Muffy and Buffy, are taking a shortcut through
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      "Look at this headstone," says Muffy. "It says a guy by the name
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      "Gee, that's old," says Buffy. "But look at this one -- 'Cesar
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      They continue strolling through the cemetery until Muffy stops

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      years old!"

      "Wow!" says Buffy. "What was his name?"

      "Miles," says Muffy.

      "I can barely see the headstone from here," says Buffy. "Where
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      Parting Chips
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      taking a
      surprise refresher course on first aid. Following an involved lesson
      on
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      bleeding,
      the instructor decided to determine how well the class had grasped the
      information given.
      "Jones," he said, pointing to one of the solders, "say your platoon
      leader
      sustains a head injury during a cross-country march. What do you do
      about
      it?"
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    • buffalosjokes2001
      Clean Clean Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is Buffalo and I have the watch. The first Sat in Feb. is traditionally the running
      Message 56 of 56 , Jan 24, 2002
        Clean Clean


        Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
        name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

        The first Sat in Feb. is traditionally the running of the
        International
        500 snowmobile race in the Sault. It is tied in with other items
        such as a winter carnival happening in both Saults. This year we
        have a distinct lack of snow and more importantly cold.
        Snowmobile races are not run on snow but on ice. Currently
        about 400,000 gallons of water has been laid down to give 5
        inches of ice which is a lot less than normally used and it has
        been predicted that it will not last through the time trials and
        the race will be run on mud. This would tend to make the race
        slower and a lot more dirtier than usual. The weather is showing
        no hope of cooperating unless the weatherman is totally wrong.
        A lot of people are hoping because besides being a long time
        tradition , it is a chance for everyone to drive their machines on
        the streets for a few days and show off. I guess if I was going to
        spend 8,000 for a toy I would expect the same thing. Anybody
        out there that can do a snow and cold weather dance??
        Enjoy the Chips.. buffalo

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        "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered
        as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to
        us." --
        Western Union internal memo, 1876.

        "The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who
        would pay
        for a message sent to nobody in particular?" -- David Sarnoff's
        associates
        in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.

        "The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn
        better
        than a ' C,' the idea must be feasible." -- A Yale University
        management
        professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable
        overnight
        delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

        "Who the h*** wants to hear actors talk?" -- H.M. Warner, Warner
        Brothers,
        1927

        "I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not
        Gary Cooper." -- Gary Cooper, on his decision to not take the leading
        role in "Gone With The Wind."

        "A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports
        say
        America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you
        make." --
        Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.

        "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." --
        Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

        "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible." -- Lord Kelvin,
        president, Royal Society, 1895.

        "If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The
        literature was full of examples that said you can't do this." --
        Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M
        "Post-It" Notepads.

        "So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing,
        even
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        Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary,
        we'll come
        work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-
        Packard,
        and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through
        college
        yet.'" -- Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get
        Atari
        and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.

        "You want to have consistent and uniform muscle development across all
        of your muscles? It can't be done. It's just a fact of life. You
        just
        have
        to accept inconsistent muscle development as an unalterable condition
        of
        weight training." -- Response to Arthur Jones, who solved
        the "unsolvable"
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        "Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil?
        You're
        crazy." -- Drillers whom Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist in his
        project to
        drill for oil in 1859.

        "Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau." --
        Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.

        "Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal
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        "Everything that can be invented has been invented." --
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        "Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction". -- Pierre
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        Around the scuttlebutt with the Buffalo
        ( A modern scuttlebutt is a water cooler and on old ships as sailors
        stood
        around the water cask rumors, sea stories and useful info was spread )

        MUST READ..www.snopes.com may say this is a hoax eventually but to
        the servicemen and women
        who are affected by this type thinking I am passing it on
        anyway..There is a lot of truths here
        that need to be addressed..

        "Army of One" AIRBORNE

        On 12 November, Ms Cindy Williams (from the Laverne and Shirley
        TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times denouncing the pay
        raise(s) coming service members' way this year - citing that the
        stated 13% wage gap wasbogus. A young airman from Hill AFB responds
        to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this!
        _____
        Ms. Williams:

        I just had the pleasure of reading your column of 12 Nov, "Our
        GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering
        where this
        vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it
        disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and
        Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest leave and
        earnings statement (LES), I see that I make $1,117.80, before taxes.
        After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that through Windows'
        Calculator, I come up with an annual salary of $13,413.60 before
        taxes, and $10,490.40 after.

        I work in the Air Force Network Control Center (AFNCC), where I am
        part of the team responsible for the administration of a 5,000-host
        computer network. I am involved with infrastructure segments,
        specifically with Cisco Systems equipment. A quick check under jobs
        for Network
        Technicians in the Washington, D.C. area reveals a position in my
        career field, requiring three years experience with my job.
        Amazingly, this job does NOT pay $13,413.60 a year, nor does it pay
        less than this. No, this job is being offered at $70,000 to $80,000
        per annum. I'm sure you can draw the obvious conclusions.
        Also, you tout increases to Basic Allowance for Housing and Basic
        Allowance for Subsistence (housing and food allowances, respectively)
        as being a further boon to an already overcompensated force. Again,
        I'm curious as to where this money has gone, as BAH and BAS were both
        slashed 15% in the Hill AFB area effective in January 00. Given the
        tenor of your column, I would assume that you have NEVER had the
        pleasure of serving your country in her armed forces. Before you take
        it upon yourself to once more castigate congressional and DOD
        leadership for attempting to get the families in the military's
        lowest pay brackets off AFDC, WIC, and food stamps, I suggest that
        you join a group of deploying soldiers headed for AFGHANISTAN, I
        leave the choice of service branch up to you. Whatever choice you
        make, though, opt for the SIX month rotation: it will
        guarantee you the longest possible time away from your family and
        friends, thus giving you full "deployment experience".
        As your group prepares to board the plane, make sure to note the
        spouses
        and children who are saying good-bye to their loved ones. Also take
        care to note that several families are still unsure of how they'll be
        able to
        make ends meet while the primary breadwinner is gone, obviously
        they've been squandering the vast piles of cash the DOD has been
        giving them.
        Try to deploy over a major holiday; Christmas and Thanksgiving are
        perennial favorites. And when you're actually over there, sitting in
        a
        DFP (Defensive Fire Position, the modern-day foxhole), shivering
        against the cold desert night, and the flight sergeant tells you that
        there aren't
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        whatever MRE (meal-ready-to-eat) you manage to get for the tuna noodle
        casserole or cheese tortellini, and add Tabasco to everything, this
        gives some flavor.
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        nearly
        be long enough or often enough, but take what you can get and be
        thankful
        for it. You may have picked up on the fact that I disagree with most
        of the
        points you present in your op-ed piece. But, tomorrow from KABUL, I
        will
        defend to the death your right to say it.
        You see, I am an American fighting man, a guarantor of your First
        Amendment rights and every other right you cherish. On a daily basis,
        my brother and sister soldiers worldwide ensure that you and people
        like you can thumb your collective nose at us, all on a salary that
        is nothing short of
        pitiful and under conditions that would make most people cringe.
        We hemorrhage our best and brightest into the private sector because
        we
        can't offer the stability and pay of civilian companies. And you, Ms.
        Williams, have the gall to say that we make more than we deserve?
        Rubbish!

        A1C Michael Bragg, Hill AFB AFNCC

        THIS LETTER SHOULD BE APPLAUDED BY ANYONE WHO'S EVER SERVED OR
        HAD A FAMILY MEMBER SERVE IN THE ARMED FORCES!

        Tom P.

        ~~~~~


        Hi Bill,
        Two things came to mind when reading your great column this morning.
        You say that you feel sorry for the parents of the traitor. From
        what I have read his father appears to condone what he did as he said
        that he stood behind his son. If this is true then he is just a
        guilty as the son who should be hung up by his you know whats and
        stoned to death.
        Second..Patty Hearst. wonder if she would have gotten off with what
        she did as easily as she did if her parents were not who they are?
        She is just a guilty as the rest of that crew is in my mind. I do not
        see how anyone who is supposedly as smart as she is can be
        brainwashed by a bunch of no do gooders as that group was.
        Just had to vent my feelings on this and am sure that you are going
        to hear from a lot of other people on this matter.
        Look forward to your column every day whether I agree with
        everything in it or not. Have a great day Sandy

        Buffalo says What did you expect him to say I let my kid run
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        stand behind their kids, I blame the whole mess on Doctor
        Spock and don't spank your kids revolution.

        ~~~~~~

        RE:
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        ~~~~

        I normally don't get involved in controversy but this time I feel
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        or not--just have to let someone know. On the Wed. 1/22/02 Chips
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        believe that people saying "Bless you" when a person sneezes has
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        Thanks.
        MFlynn

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        1) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I
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        Au contraire, Lewis Grizzard my favorite humor columnist. RIP Lewis.
        Jim Mc Quain

        ~~~~~

        Found the following in Michael Kesterton's column in the Globe
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        Discussing a young American loner who joined the Taliban and
        another who flew a stolen plane into a skyscraper, John Mayer of
        Chicago, a clinical psychologist and consultant to the FBI,
        wonders about the role of privilege: "You don't see urban kids
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        ~~~~~~


        I got this very disturbing news article this morning from Helen.
        I thought you would like to read it.
        I didn't check it out. so if you do let me know. jr.

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        Vets Ain't All That Bad Richard, (my Dad), never really talked a lot
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        line, it was soon my Dad's turn. He presented the book for her
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