- Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I received a disturbing piece of humor this morning that I
can't, even as a hard core Republican let slide:
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- 2000 Presidential Election Commission
I think it is really unfair to make the Democrats and Independents
make the trip to the polls for nothing when their voting day is
Thursday the 9th..
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One day a squad of Navy Seals was making for an objective in their
boat. With each stroke of the paddle, they whispered that particularly
unique Seal grunt - ooyah. Ooyah ... ooyah ... ooyah. God looked down
above and was beside himself with pride knowing that He could not
any better than when He made HIS Seals.
Thinking to Himself, God decided to test precisely just how good His
were in fact. God raised His arms and "ZAP", took away 1/2 of all the
brains in the dingy. There they were, seven Seals in a dingy, still
for their objective - ooyah, ooyah, ooyah.
With glee God rub his hands, then raised his arms again and "ZAP", He
away 1/2 of the Seals remaining brains. The Seals in their rubber
making for their objective now had only 1/4 of their original brains.
determined, they stroked on - ooyah, ooyah, ooyah.
God was nearly hysterical with joy over knowing that His creation
still function as a viable, forward deployed, tactical fighting force
very nearly all of their brains removed. Dare I, thought God? Shall
And God raised his arms and in an instant, "ZAP"! God took away all
seals remaining brains.
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in a rubber dingy, with no brains, making for their objective -
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This is the transcript of an imaginary radio conversation of
a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid a
Americans: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees North to avoid
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert YOUR course 15 degrees
South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND
COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH,
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Why Ally McBeal is single
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter
in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the
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The Pope was on a visit to New York to speak to
the General Assembly at the UN. The Secretary General
was to pick him up personally at the airport but, being
detained by some crisis or another, sent his personal limo
on ahead instead.
The driver held up a sign that simply said "Pope" and
explained to the Pope what had happened and that
he was there to take him to UN headquarters. He invited
the Pope to sit in the back of the limo. The Pope got in and,
boy, was he impressed: 9 yard leather seats, one-way tinted
glass, Dom P. on ice, air conditioning, sliding sun roof, stereo,
television with satellite dish, computer and fax machine, magic
under the seat, all of the comforts.
Then the Pope saw the driver: Walkman headphones on, wrap
around Raybans, leather racing gloves, elbow out the window,
wind blowing in the hair, and so on.
The Pope knocked on the glass and said: "My good man, I have
a proposition for you. I bet you have never sat back here before
and I have never driven one of these things before so, what do you
shall we trade places? You come back here and let me drive?"
The driver resisted at first but eventually agreed. He pulled over to
the curb, go out, let the Pope behind the wheel and settled into the
back with the bottle of bubbly.
The Pope adjusted the mirrors, put on the headphones, turned up Tina
Turner, stuck his elbow out the window and stuck his foot in it: 80
100, 120, settled in at 140 mph and flew right past a motorcycle cop.
The cop switched on the overhead, gave chase and, with much
finally pulled the limo over about two miles down the road. He
swaggered over to the driver side, rapped on the window and started to
say: "Look buddy, what in the holy crap do you think you are ...." and
he saw the Pope behind the wheel.
He went back to his motorcycle and got the shift sergeant on the
He said: "Sarge, Mullaney here, look I have pulled over this limo here
on 47th Street for speeding and we got a problem. It's a VIP."
The sergeant said: "OK Mike, I understand, tell me. Just how
is he? Is he, for instance, more important than the Chief of Police?"
Mullaney said: "Yes Sarge, more important than the Chief."
"Alright", said the Sergeant, "is he more important than, say, the
Mullaney said that he was even more important than the Mayor.
The Sergeant asked: "The Governor?" and Mullaney answered: "Yes,
Sarge, more important than the Governor even."
The Sergeant said: "But, surely, not more important than the Senator?"
Mullaney replied that this VIP was much more important than even
The Sergeant began to be a bit worried and asked: "God man, you
didn't stop the President of the United States did you?"
The cop said: "No sir I didn't, but this man is even more important
than the President."
The sergeant said: "More important even than the President of the
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? Then tell me, who is it?"
The cop said: "Well Sarge, I can't rightly say who he is but I can
tell you this. His driver is the Pope!"
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Thank you so much for the birthday flowers, dear boy. I put them in
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Grandma last week. I know she died years ago, but I got to yearning
good funeral so Aunt Berta and I dug her up and had the services all
again. I would have invited you, but I know that woman you live with
have never let you come. I bet she's never even watched that
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the old Catholic cemetery when they begin to notice a few of
the more interesting epitaphs.
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of Agostino, from Sicily, lived to the age of 93."
"Gee, that's old," says Buffy. "But look at this one -- 'Cesar
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They continue strolling through the cemetery until Muffy stops
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for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for
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A group of U.S. soldiers arriving in Macedonia found themselves
surprise refresher course on first aid. Following an involved lesson
making splints, dressing wounds and applying tourniquets to stop
the instructor decided to determine how well the class had grasped the
"Jones," he said, pointing to one of the solders, "say your platoon
sustains a head injury during a cross-country march. What do you do
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tighten it until the bleeding stops."
- Clean Clean
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
The first Sat in Feb. is traditionally the running of the
500 snowmobile race in the Sault. It is tied in with other items
such as a winter carnival happening in both Saults. This year we
have a distinct lack of snow and more importantly cold.
Snowmobile races are not run on snow but on ice. Currently
about 400,000 gallons of water has been laid down to give 5
inches of ice which is a lot less than normally used and it has
been predicted that it will not last through the time trials and
the race will be run on mud. This would tend to make the race
slower and a lot more dirtier than usual. The weather is showing
no hope of cooperating unless the weatherman is totally wrong.
A lot of people are hoping because besides being a long time
tradition , it is a chance for everyone to drive their machines on
the streets for a few days and show off. I guess if I was going to
spend 8,000 for a toy I would expect the same thing. Anybody
out there that can do a snow and cold weather dance??
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"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered
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"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who
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in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn
than a ' C,' the idea must be feasible." -- A Yale University
professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable
delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)
"Who the h*** wants to hear actors talk?" -- H.M. Warner, Warner
"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not
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On 12 November, Ms Cindy Williams (from the Laverne and Shirley
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I just had the pleasure of reading your column of 12 Nov, "Our
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Calculator, I come up with an annual salary of $13,413.60 before
taxes, and $10,490.40 after.
I work in the Air Force Network Control Center (AFNCC), where I am
part of the team responsible for the administration of a 5,000-host
computer network. I am involved with infrastructure segments,
specifically with Cisco Systems equipment. A quick check under jobs
Technicians in the Washington, D.C. area reveals a position in my
career field, requiring three years experience with my job.
Amazingly, this job does NOT pay $13,413.60 a year, nor does it pay
less than this. No, this job is being offered at $70,000 to $80,000
per annum. I'm sure you can draw the obvious conclusions.
Also, you tout increases to Basic Allowance for Housing and Basic
Allowance for Subsistence (housing and food allowances, respectively)
as being a further boon to an already overcompensated force. Again,
I'm curious as to where this money has gone, as BAH and BAS were both
slashed 15% in the Hill AFB area effective in January 00. Given the
tenor of your column, I would assume that you have NEVER had the
pleasure of serving your country in her armed forces. Before you take
it upon yourself to once more castigate congressional and DOD
leadership for attempting to get the families in the military's
lowest pay brackets off AFDC, WIC, and food stamps, I suggest that
you join a group of deploying soldiers headed for AFGHANISTAN, I
leave the choice of service branch up to you. Whatever choice you
make, though, opt for the SIX month rotation: it will
guarantee you the longest possible time away from your family and
friends, thus giving you full "deployment experience".
As your group prepares to board the plane, make sure to note the
and children who are saying good-bye to their loved ones. Also take
care to note that several families are still unsure of how they'll be
make ends meet while the primary breadwinner is gone, obviously
they've been squandering the vast piles of cash the DOD has been
Try to deploy over a major holiday; Christmas and Thanksgiving are
perennial favorites. And when you're actually over there, sitting in
DFP (Defensive Fire Position, the modern-day foxhole), shivering
against the cold desert night, and the flight sergeant tells you that
enough people on shift to relieve you for chow. Remember this, trade
whatever MRE (meal-ready-to-eat) you manage to get for the tuna noodle
casserole or cheese tortellini, and add Tabasco to everything, this
gives some flavor.
Talk to your loved ones as often as you are permitted; it won't
be long enough or often enough, but take what you can get and be
for it. You may have picked up on the fact that I disagree with most
points you present in your op-ed piece. But, tomorrow from KABUL, I
defend to the death your right to say it.
You see, I am an American fighting man, a guarantor of your First
Amendment rights and every other right you cherish. On a daily basis,
my brother and sister soldiers worldwide ensure that you and people
like you can thumb your collective nose at us, all on a salary that
is nothing short of
pitiful and under conditions that would make most people cringe.
We hemorrhage our best and brightest into the private sector because
can't offer the stability and pay of civilian companies. And you, Ms.
Williams, have the gall to say that we make more than we deserve?
A1C Michael Bragg, Hill AFB AFNCC
THIS LETTER SHOULD BE APPLAUDED BY ANYONE WHO'S EVER SERVED OR
HAD A FAMILY MEMBER SERVE IN THE ARMED FORCES!
Two things came to mind when reading your great column this morning.
You say that you feel sorry for the parents of the traitor. From
what I have read his father appears to condone what he did as he said
that he stood behind his son. If this is true then he is just a
guilty as the son who should be hung up by his you know whats and
stoned to death.
Second..Patty Hearst. wonder if she would have gotten off with what
she did as easily as she did if her parents were not who they are?
She is just a guilty as the rest of that crew is in my mind. I do not
see how anyone who is supposedly as smart as she is can be
brainwashed by a bunch of no do gooders as that group was.
Just had to vent my feelings on this and am sure that you are going
to hear from a lot of other people on this matter.
Look forward to your column every day whether I agree with
everything in it or not. Have a great day Sandy
Buffalo says What did you expect him to say I let my kid run
amok and he turned into a complete moron. Most parents will
stand behind their kids, I blame the whole mess on Doctor
Spock and don't spank your kids revolution.
It's just Too bad that Dabney Coleman's Gone. He would have made
the Perfect George W. Bush for the movie...
Jack, Runner Up, Southeast Asian War Games"
Works for me!!!!!! (LOL)
I normally don't get involved in controversy but this time I feel
like I have to speak. I'm not concerned if this gets put in the Chips
or not--just have to let someone know. On the Wed. 1/22/02 Chips
there were several things from Debbie that were facts. But when you
sneeze if you force your eyes to stay open, they will NOT pop out.
Your eyes are held in place by 4 major muscles and 2 minor ones and
also by the optic nerves which is attached to the brain. Also I
believe that people saying "Bless you" when a person sneezes has
something to do with ancient times when people believed that sneezes
had something to do with demons. But I cannot say exactly what it
1) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I
don't like and just give her a house." * Steven Seagal
Au contraire, Lewis Grizzard my favorite humor columnist. RIP Lewis.
Jim Mc Quain
Found the following in Michael Kesterton's column in the Globe
and Mail (Toronto) and present it here verbatim:
Discussing a young American loner who joined the Taliban and
another who flew a stolen plane into a skyscraper, John Mayer of
Chicago, a clinical psychologist and consultant to the FBI,
wonders about the role of privilege: "You don't see urban kids
doing these kinds of things; they're in survival mode. They don't
have the luxury of going out and finding Islam in northern
California or taking private flying lessons. Even those kids in
Columbine, they had a garage full of weapons. Where would most
kids get the time, resources and parental neglect to accomplish
I got this very disturbing news article this morning from Helen.
I thought you would like to read it.
I didn't check it out. so if you do let me know. jr.
jr hi y'all
Buffalo Says Interesting read , anyone in Calif care to verify this?
Makes you feel like some of our Hollywood folks care.
Vets Ain't All That Bad Richard, (my Dad), never really talked a lot
about his time in VietNam other than he had been shot by a sniper.
However, he had a rather grainy, 8 x 10 black & white photo he had
taken at a USO show of Ann Margaret with Bob Hope in the background
that was one of his treasures.
A few years ago, Ann Margaret was doing a book signing at a local
bookstore. My Dad wanted to see if he could get her to sign the
treasured photo so he arrived at the bookstore at 12 o'clock for the
When I got there after work, the line went all the way around the
bookstore, circled the parking lot, and disappeared behind a parking
Before her appearance, bookstore employees announced that she would
sign only her book and no memorabilia would be permitted. my Dad was
disappointed, but wanted to show her the photo and let her know how
much those shows meant to all the Marines so far from home.
Ann Margaret came out looking as beautiful as ever and, as 2nd in
line, it was soon my Dad's turn. He presented the book for her
signature and then took out the photo. When he did, there were many
shouts from the employees she would not sign it. my Dad said, "I
understand. I just wanted her to see it".
She took one look at the photo, tears welled up in her eyes and she
said, "This is one of my gentlemen from Viet Nam and I most certainly
will sign his photo. I know what these men did for their country and
I always have time for "my gentlemen". With that, she pulled my Dad
across the table and planted a big kiss on him. She then made quite
a to do about the bravery of the young men she met over the years,
how much she admired them, and how much she appreciated them. There
weren't too many dry eyes among those close enough to hear. She then
posed for pictures and acted as if he was the only one there.
Later at dinner, my Dad was very quiet. When I asked if he'd like to
talk about it, my big strong Dad broke down in tears. "That's the
first time anyone ever thanked me for my time in the "Marine Corps",
My Dad, like many others, came home to people who spit on him and
shouted ugly things at him. That night was a turning point for him.
He walked a little straighter and, for the first time in years, was
proud to be a Vet. I'll never forget Ann Margaret for her
graciousness and how much that small act of kindness meant to my
Dad. I now make it a point to say "Thank You" to every person I come
across who served in our Armed Forces.
Freedom does not come cheap and I am grateful for all those who have
served their country.
From Lisa Slade Harris Richard's Daughter If you'd like to pass on
this story, feel free to do so. Perhaps it will help others to
become aware of how important it is to acknowledge the contribution
our service people make.
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