Loading ...
Sorry, an error occurred while loading the content.

Chips For Thurs

Expand Messages
  • William Brabant
    Last night in the wee hours of the morning, Murphy s Law was proven again. At 3 a.m. in a hurry to get 5 hours of sleep before work I accidentally sent the
    Message 1 of 82 , Jun 1, 2000
    • 0 Attachment
      Last night in the wee hours of the morning, Murphy"s Law was proven
      again. At 3 a.m. in a hurry to get 5 hours of sleep before work I
      accidentally sent the Adult List to the G list in a copy and paste
      mishap.. I rolled out of bed at 8 a.m. eager to read
      my email and the first thing I saw was several letters commenting on
      the lack of clean material in the G List. I was wide awake then ,
      switching from the couch and the remote control to my desk and a
      keyboard, I sent an apology letter titled letter followed by the
      actual G list . I received a few letters about the mistake and had a
      handful of people unsubscribe. Most people accepted the fact that
      even buffalos
      make mistakes and let it go at that except for my sister Nancy who
      writes The Inspired Buffalo List and had made the same mistake before
      herself.. She called me at work and gave me her little YOU MESSED UP
      speech heh heh just wait till she makes a mistake , I know skywriters
      that work cheap and announcements on the P.A. system where she works
      might be in order heh heh.. Once again I apologize and as always if
      the chips aren't to your liking the next serving is free..
      Speaking of chips , braekfast is served...


      Please Visit Our Sponsor


      Viagra ,Propecia ,Xenical ,Renova
      Zyban ,Celebrex, Claritin ,Preven
      Phentermine ,Meridian

      The Wonder Drugs of the 20th Century are now available from the
      of your home .. SafeWeb combines the ease and safety of consultation
      with a physician online with the security of ordering from their
      pharmacy.. Find help and peace of mind right now and have your
      prescriptions delivered in 48 hours. Visit


      TO ORDER</A>


      Radio Shack Chips

      Do these guys at Radio Shack ever get on your nerves, asking you for
      a bunch
      of personal data when you're just there to buy something as simple as
      a couple
      AA batteries? I think we should inconvenience these people as much as
      they do
      us. A while ago I was in Enid buying a printer cable adapter and the
      guy asked
      me for my name.

      "Ghosseindhatsghabyfaird-johnson," I replied.

      (blank look of confusion)

      "How do you spell that?" he asked, obviously not wanting to know.

      "With a hyphen," I clarified.

      "Once more?" he asked.


      "Could you please spell that?" he asked, glancing at the half dozen
      waiting behind me.

      "Oh... just like it sounds," I said nonchalantly.

      Putting down "Johnson," he went on and asked about the address.

      "Washburn, Wisconsin, 14701 N.E. Wachatanoobee Parkway, Complex 3,
      Building O, Appt. 1382b," I replied.

      Almost through writing all this down, I said, "Or did you mean
      current address?"

      Stopping, he said, (becoming irritated) "Yes. Current address."

      "Diluthian Heights, Mississippi, 1372 S. Tinatonabee Avenue, Building
      Suite 2, Box 138201," I replied quite slowly.

      Waiting until he finished I said, "No, wait, it's NORTH Tinatonabee
      Annoyed, he backed up and changed it.

      "I think," I interjected.

      "And is all this correct?" he asked in a standard manner.

      "Of course not," I replied, leaving, "If you want my REAL name and
      address, look
      at the credit card receipt."

      A little mean, I must admit, but no jury would convict me... at
      least, none that had
      been to Radio Shack.


      Featured List


      BIG MAC JOKES now comes in two flavors, "R", and clean.

      For "R", go to http://bigmacjokeattack.listbot.com, or send a blank
      email to
      For "clean", go to http://bigmaccleanjokeattac@..., or
      a blank email to bigmaccleanjokeattac-subscribe@...


      Lawyer chips

      A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by
      an old
      rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section
      which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the
      value of the bull.

      The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in
      back room of the general store.

      The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and
      tried to
      get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job,
      finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

      After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young
      lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the
      rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one
      over on
      you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep
      the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch
      morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed

      The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a
      worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came
      this morning.


      Random Toon Generator Enjoy and Send us to a friend
      http://hee-hee.com/rand.asp?PG=1&RG=1&RI=10 <a
      href="http://hee-hee.com/rand.asp?PG=1&RG=1&RI=10"> AOL Link </a>


      Mud Chips

      Curt walks in to his doctor's office for his yearly physical exam as
      he has done the same time every year that the can remember.
      The doctor takes him through all of the motions,does the normal
      and then leaves to get the results.
      After about 15 minutes the doctor returns with a very sad look on
      his face.
      "Well Doc, what kind of shape am I in this time?", Curt asks.
      Curt, I don't know what to say. The news is bad. Really bad.
      says the doctor.
      "What is it Doc?" asks Curt.
      I hate to have to give you such bad news.
      I can't find the words to tell you.
      I really don't know what to say."
      Curt, being a strong man who appreciates straight talk,
      tells the doctor,"Ok, don't beat around the bush.
      Tell me what you know. I can take it".
      "Well", says the doctor, "let me put it this way.
      I think that you should go to Arkansas and visit the hot springs
      there for a nice relaxing mud bath.
      Spend some time soaking in the mud."
      Oh, so I need to relax a little bit, eh? Will that cure me Doc?"
      asks Curt.
      "No Curt, it won't cure you. And it won't help you relax.
      But it will help you get used to being covered in dirt."


      Featured List

      Secrets revealed...
      Q: What makes over 7,000 people tick everyday?
      A: Max's World daily fun list!
      Join now and get the funniest jokes the newest links and
      the best entertainment on the net! Only today for FREE!
      Join now: mailto:maxsworld-subscribe@...


      Nurse Chips

      A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days
      in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because
      he bossed them around just like he did his employees.

      None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to
      do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could
      stand up to him. She came into his room and announced,
      "I have to take your temperature."

      After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled
      down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

      "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading,
      I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another
      round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over
      and bared his rear end.

      After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard
      her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay
      JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

      She leaves the door to his room open on her way out.
      He curses under his breath as he hears people walking
      past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's
      doctor comes into the room.

      "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

      Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't
      you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

      After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess
      I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."


      Receive a FREE GIFT PACKAGE worth $29.95
      PLUS an amazing FREE BONUS GIFT worth $39.95!

      Get the confidence you need to make your PC work for you! At Home
      With Your PC is a unique, step-by-step instructional series that
      combines CD-ROMs and easy-to-use project cards. Learn from the most
      enjoyable tutor there is.

      Learn how to:
      - Design your own letterhead
      - Keep track of your money
      - E-mail messages and pictures
      - Find your way around the Internet
      - and much more!

      Click Here: http://www.onresponse.com/onR_Ads.asp?a=10559&d=579


      Lawyer Chips

      A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

      The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and
      all I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company
      paid for everything and I'm using some of the insurance money
      for this trip."

      "That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here
      because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a
      flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

      The lawyer looked confused... "How do you start a flood?"


      Sweepstakes Chips


      Win a Complete home theater!
      It's a super System! A 53" Big Screen TV!
      Surround Sound System, CD/DVD Player.
      Two leather recliners.
      What do you have to lose? Enter now!
      This offer expires 08/04/00.
      <a href="http://www.1freeplace.com/chips/super.htm">AOL link</a>


      LynnLynn's Links
      Like more Links?? send a blank email to
      and get the links from all of our lists each day..


      Potty Break

      Goodnight My Love By Bratty Amanda
      ht My Love</A>

      Home Page Search

      Can You Find the Black Dot??? Via Diane

      We're Back and this time Pika is going to get it.

      The Page Of Horror Movie Killers

      Welcome to Cuddle Hugs

      Anne's Baby World

      E Candy.com for people with discerning sweettooths
      <a href="



      How to make big bucks in home business. How the
      pros do it. Free trial subscription PLUS 3 free
      valuable bonuses. Real world strategies, tips,
      secrets and much more.
      <a href="http://www.1freeplace.com/chips/sfi.htm">AOL link</a>


      Toy Chips

      A young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.

      "Isn't this rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked
      the salesclerk.

      "It's designed to adjust the tot to live in today's world,
      madam," the shop assistant replied.

      "Any way he tries to put it together is wrong."


      The Herbal Buffalo ( More Jokes after this section)


      For Women Only

      Now Just For Women the female equivalent of our herbal Viagra...
      Effective, and 100% guaranteed or your money back .. Now you too can
      feel the libido of youth with your loved one and at an affordable
      http://www.myaffiliateprogram.com/u/sunset/b.asp?id=741 <A
      Love </A>


      Kalo, our revolutionary hair removal formula, is guaranteed to inhibit
      unwanted hair permanently! Please visit

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~

      Ringing Chips

      Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that
      said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several
      she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The uniformed men
      to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system,
      finally made his way through the revolving door.

      "Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"


      Save Thousands of Dolllars on your CD Collection

      BMG Record Club

      FREE CDs... FREE CDs...

      Take 12 CDs For the Price of 1
      It's that simple. Order today!
      <a href="http://www.1freeplace.com/chips/bmg.htm">AOL link</a>


      Parting Chips


      A Navy Joke

      A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty.
      skeleton crew didn't notice a chimpanzee, escaped from a nearby
      transport, crawled up the ropes and up to the smokestack. Down the
      stack, it
      made its way into the engine room. It came across a power panel
      opened up
      for maintenance, couldn't read the warning signs, and with a bright
      blast shorted out the ship's electrical system, and plunged the ship

      A little bit later, two junior Hull Technicians wander down with their
      flashlights, looking for the problem. They come upon the blackened
      body of
      the chimp. They shine their flashlights on its long, burnt arms. They
      at each other. They highlight its short legs and odd feet. They look
      at each
      other. Finally one says, "Well, it's too hairy to be an Electrician,
      legs are too short for a Hull Tech, and there would be more tatoos on
      Bo'sun. Call the wardroom, see if one of the duty officers is

    • buffalosjokes2001
      My name is buffalo and I have the watch. I know it has been a long time since you heard me say that and I apologize but I have been on a quest to find my lost
      Message 82 of 82 , Jul 4, 2013
      • 0 Attachment
        My name is buffalo and I have the watch.

        I know it has been a long time since you heard me say that and I
        apologize but I have been on a quest to find my lost sense of humor
        and desire to be a part of society. it seemed though, for a long time,
        like every one that I loved and was close to was dying and when you
        start feeling like the Grim Reaper it is pretty depressing and I would
        put off the lists and even my personal mail until Outlook Express
        reached it bursting point and became a corrupt mess and then I
        would delete the Inbox and with it the responsibility to reply to
        my friends that wondered where I was. About 800 of you found me
        where I was hiding on Facebook playing Farmville and sending out
        daily cartoons and jokes and finally I started communicating again.

        Anyhow enough about me and let's talk about our country on its
        237th birthday. It seems like only yesterday we were having our
        200th birthday party on both coasts simultaneously on the
        Constitution (Old Ironsides) and the Constellation CV-64. There was
        fireworks and air shows but the biggest thrill was the stars. If you
        thought it looked like the cast of Pearl Harbor, the Longest Day,
        and other war films there was a good reason. These stars with words
        like Admiral, General, and Colonel after their names had been in the
        bombers dodging flak, the troops landing at Normandy, and ships
        fighting against the Kamikaze attacks in the Pacific. It is amazing they
        survived but even more amazing they risked the nightmares and
        traumas of PTSD to recreate their stories. Most of those heroes
        are gone now as time did what the enemy could not do and they
        have been replaced by animals that step on our flag as an expression
        of their music.

        On the bases in our country this year there are no star-studded
        shows, no fireworks, and no air shows. There is plenty of blame to go
        around for this in Congress but as a nation we can do something.
        Invite our soldiers, sailors, and airmen to the fireworks, parades,
        picnics, and concerts and give them a front row seat and say thanks.

        Be safe and a Happy 4th of July to everyone.



        Test Chips

        With the 4th of July coming up, can you pass the test to become a US
        Citizen? Here is an excerpt from the test for citizenship---to test your
        citizenship worthiness. Good luck! The answers are listed at the end of
        the email .....

        1. What do the stripes on the flag mean?
        a) They represent the 13 original colonies
        b) They represent each of the people who signed the Declaration of
        c) They represent the battles fought for United States independence

        2. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution?
        a) 23
        b) 19
        c) 27

        3. What are the three branches of our government?
        a) Legislative, executive, and judicial
        b) Legislative, parliamentary, judicial
        c) Executive, legislative, parliamentary

        4. What did the Emancipation Proclamation do?
        a) It ordered that Pilgrims be freed from British oppression
        b) It ordered that slaves in rebel territory be freed
        c) It allowed citizens of the United States to claim land

        5. Who becomes president of the United States if the president and the
        vice president should die?
        a) The secretary of state
        b) The attorney general
        c) The Speaker of the House of Representatives

        6. Which countries were our principal allies during World War II?
        a) United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Russia, Italy, France
        b) United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Italy, China, France
        c) United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Russia, China, France

        7. What is the 49th state of the Union (United States)?
        a) Alaska
        b) Hawaii
        c) New Mexico

        8. How many Supreme Court justices are there?
        a) 9
        b) 12
        c) 13

        9. What is the national anthem of the United States?
        a) "America the Beautiful"
        b) "This Land is Your Land"
        c) "The Star-Spangled Banner"

        10. In what year was the Constitution written?
        a) 1776
        b) 1771
        c) 1787

        11. What is the name of the ship that brought the Pilgrims to America?
        a) Constitution
        b) Mayflower

        c) Titanic


        Answer Key: 1) a, 2) c, 3) a, 4) b, 5) c, 6) c, 7) a, 8) a, 9) c, 10) c,
        11) b


        IRS Chips

        Dear Sirs:

        I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for 2 of the 3
        dependents I claimed on my 2012 Federal Tax return.

        Thank you. I have questioned whether or not these are my children for
        years. They are evil & expensive. It's only fair that, since they are
        minors & no longer my responsibility, the government should know
        something about them & what to expect over the next year.

        Please do not try to reassign them back to me next year & reinstate
        the deductions. They are yours! The oldest, Kristen, is now 17. She is
        brilliant. Ask her! I suggest you put her to work in your office where
        she can answer people's questions about their returns. While she has no
        formal training, it has not seemed to hamper her mastery of any subject
        you can name. Taxes should be a breeze. Next year she is going to
        college. I think it's wonderful that you will now be responsible for
        that little expense. While you mull that over, keep in mind that she has
        a truck. It doesn't run at the moment, so you have the choice of
        appropriating some Department of Defense funds to fix the vehicle or
        getting up early to drive her to school.

        Patrick is 14. I've had my suspicions about this one. His eyes are a
        little closer together than those of normal people. He may be a tax
        examiner himself one day, if he is not incarcerated first. In February,
        I was awakened at three in the morning by a police officer who was
        bringing Pat home. He & his friends were toilet papering houses. In the
        future, would you like him delivered to the local IRS office or to
        Ogden, UT? Kids at 14 will do almost anything on a dare. His hair is
        purple. Permanent dye, temporary dye, what's the big deal? Learn to deal
        with it. You'll have plenty of time, as he is sitting out a few days of
        school after instigating a food fight in the cafeteria. He & all of his
        friends have raging hormones. This is the house of testosterone, & it
        will be much more peaceful when he lives in your home. DO NOT leave him
        or his friends unsupervised with girls, explosives, inflammables,
        inflatables, vehicles, or telephones. (They find telephones a source of
        unimaginable amusement. Be sure to lock out the 900 & 976

        Heather is an alien. She slid through a time warp & appeared as if by
        magic one year. I'm sure this one is yours. She is 10 going on 21. She
        came from a bad trip in the sixties. She wears tie-dyed clothes, beads,
        sandals, & hair that looks like Tiny Tim's. Fortunately, you will be
        raising my taxes to help offset the pinch of her remedial reading
        courses. "Hooked On Phonics" is expensive, so the school has dropped it.
        But here's the good news! You can buy it yourself for half the amount of
        the deduction that you are denying me! It's quite obvious that we were
        terrible parents, (ask the other two). She cannot speak English. Most
        people under twenty understand the curious patois she fashioned out of
        valley girls/boys in the hood/reggae/yuppie/political double speak. She
        wears hats backwards, baggy pants, & wants one of her ears pierced 4
        more times.There is also a fascination with tatoos that worries me, but
        I'm sure you can handle that.

        You denied 2 of the 3 exemptions, so it is only fair that you get to
        pick which two you will take. I prefer you take the youngest two; I will
        still go bankrupt with Kristen's college, but then I am free! If you
        take the two oldest, then I still have time for counseling before
        Heather becomes a teenager. If you take the two girls, then I won't feel
        so bad about putting Patrick in a military academy.

        Please let me know of your decision asap, as I have already increased
        the withholding on my W-4 to cover the $395 in additional taxes & made a
        down payment on an airplane.

        Yours truly,

        (Note: The IRS allowed the deductions & reinstated his refund.)


        Computer Chips

        Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen, the summer grows hot,
        and it is essential that we complete this
        declaration of independence.
        Mr. Franklin: Wait a minute, Thomas. I have to
        reboot here.
        Mr. Jefferson: That's all right, Ben. We'll go
        on without you. Has everyone had a chance to look
        at the draft I posted yesterday?
        Mr. Sherman: Not yet, Thomas, I've been having
        Notes replication problems.
        Mr. Adams: Here, Roger, I brought a hard copy.
        Mr. Sherman: Thanks. Saaaaay, nice font.
        Mr. Adams: Do you like it? I downloaded it off
        Colonies Online just last week.
        Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen! There is work to be
        done. I fear our document will soon leak out.
        Mr. Livingston: Too late, Thomas. There's
        already a bootleg circulating. I saw it posted on alt.georgeIII.stinks
        last night.
        Mr. Franklin: @#$$%^$# General Protection
        Mr. Adams: Ben, you might try upgrading to
        Windows 75. It solved that problem for me.
        Mr. Sherman: Thomas, the part here about the
        Acts of Pretended Legislation; have you
        considered using bullets to air out the text?
        Mr. Jefferson: I can fix that easily enough.
        Drat! I've spilled candle wax on my keyboard
        Mr. Adams: You know, Thomas, that wouldn't
        happen if you'd buy an active-matrix screen.
        Mr. Franklin: Hard-disk failure?!? Aw, criminy!
        Mr. Livingston: Are you sure it's "unalienable
        rights"? My spell checker recommends
        Mr. Jefferson: Can we stick to the substance
        of the document, please? Shoot. Low battery.
        Anyone got a spare power cable?
        Mr. Sherman: What have you got, a Toshiba? No,
        mine isn't compatible.
        Mr. Franklin: Hello, PCs Philadelphia? What
        does it mean when the floppy drive buzzes? OK,
        I'll hold.....
        Mr. Livingston: The "In Congress" part here at
        the top; have you thought about blowing that up
        really big and maybe centering it in 72 point
        Mr. Jefferson: Not a bad idea. Aw, nuts! Word
        macro virus! I can't save the file.
        Mr. Franklin: That's all right, Thomas. We can
        manage. Here, borrow my quill pen....
        Author Unknown


        Trouble Chips

        There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly
        mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they
        had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end trying to
        control them.

        Hearing about a pastor nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the
        mother suggested to her husband that she would ask the pastor to talk
        with the boys and he agreed.

        The mother went to the pastor and made her request. He agreed, but said
        he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone. So the mother sent the
        younger boy to the pastor.

        The pastor sat the boy down across his HUGE, impressive desk. For about
        five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the pastor
        pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Young man, where is God?"

        The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around,
        then said nothing. Again, louder, the pastor pointed at the boy and
        asked, "Where is God?"

        Again, the boy looked all around but said nothing. A third time, in a
        louder, firmer voice, the pastor leaned far across the desk and put his
        forefinger almost to the boy's nose, and asked, "Young man, I ask you,
        where is God?"

        The boy panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his older brother, he
        dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they
        usually plotted their mischief. He finally said, "We're in
        Bi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-g trouble."

        The older boy asked, "What do you mean, 'BIG trouble?'"

        His brother replied, "I'm telling' ya', we're in BIG trouble. God is
        missing and they think we did it !!!"


        Please forgive our lack of a fancy template at the moment and
        enjoy these pages from our friends.



        Freedom Isn't Free!

        Who Is This Jesus?

        Proud Of Our Troops 5

        Liberty Air Show!

        DC Tea Party

        No Words Needed

        Rich Vs Poor

        Happy Blessed 4th Of July!
        :) Shangy!


        Short Chips

        An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the
        passengers. She had just finished saying 'In the event of a water
        landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device,' when a
        man remarked, "Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the
        seat can float?"

        There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered
        with bandages from head to toe. I said to him, "What do you do for a
        living?" He said, "I'm a former window washer." I asked, "When did you
        give it up?" He replied, "Halfway down."

        A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width. You
        are drunk when you feel sophisticated but you are not able to pronounce
        it. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
        vegetarian. A bill collector came to my house the other day, so I gave
        him a huge stack of old bills. Funny, I don't remember being absent


        E Chips

        A poor, downtrodden beggar stands on the corner of Wilshire and
        Sepulveda, not having much luck. Exasperated and hungry, he's scrawled
        the word "Beg" on a piece of cardboard. Hardly anyone pays any
        attention to him. A few passers-by drop him a couple of pennies.

        Suddenly, he gets an idea. He picks up his sign and adds ".com" to the
        "Beg." Within a few minutes, two venture capitalists roar to a stop at
        intersection, tripping over each other to be the first to offer him a
        quarter of a million dollars for his site.

        Pleased with his new-found wealth, the beggar decides to go one better.
        Flipping his cardboard sign over, he writes "e-Beg." Within fifteen
        minutes, Jerry Yang and Bill Gates pull up in limousines and ask to buy
        him out.

        Quote Chips

        "I think Little League (baseball) is wonderful. It keeps the kids out
        of the house." - Yogi Berra

        "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling
        the walk before it stops snowing."
        - Phyllis Diller

        "The nearest thing to immortality is this world is a government bureau."
        - General Hugh S. Johnson

        "I do not rule Russia; ten thousands clerks do."
        - Nicholas I (1796-1855)

        "Guidelines for Bureaucrats: (1) When in charge ponder.
        (2) When in trouble delegate. (3) When in doubt mumble."
        - James H. Boren

        "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over
        the man who can't read them." - Mark Twain



        Parting Chips

        A poor, downtrodden beggar stands on the corner of Wilshire and
        Sepulveda, not having much luck. Exasperated and hungry, he's scrawled
        the word "Beg" on a piece of cardboard. Hardly anyone pays any
        attention to him. A few passers-by drop him a couple of pennies.

        Suddenly, he gets an idea. He picks up his sign and adds ".com" to the
        "Beg." Within a few minutes, two venture capitalists roar to a stop at
        intersection, tripping over each other to be the first to offer him a
        quarter of a million dollars for his site.

        Pleased with his new-found wealth, the beggar decides to go one better.
        Flipping his cardboard sign over, he writes "e-Beg." Within fifteen
        minutes, Jerry Yang and Bill Gates pull up in limousines and ask to buy
        him out.


        Clean Clean Clean Clean Clean


        Remember 9/11/01

        Regarding any problems unsubscribing from this opt-in mailing list

        In accordance with the 2004 Can-Spam act you can contact me at:

        William Brabant
        711 Pine Street Apt.1
        Sault Ste Marie Michigan 49783
      Your message has been successfully submitted and would be delivered to recipients shortly.