Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
March is such a boring month and up till the time I received this it
looked like St. Patrick"s Day was the only day to go out and party.
Now you have 31 reasons to go out and make a fool of yourself, like
I need a reason.
Bizarre Holidays In March
March 1 is National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is Old Stuff Day
March 3 is I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and
National Anthem Day
March 4 is Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is Multiple Personalities Day
March 6 is National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is Be Nasty Day
March 9 is Panic Day
March 10 is Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is Jewel Day
March 14 is National potato Chip Day
March 15 is Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is Submarine Day
March 18 is Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is poultry Day
March 20 is Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions
March 21 is Fragrance Day
March 22 is National Goof-off Day
March 23 is National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip
and Dip Day
March 24 is National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is National "Joe" Day
March 28 is Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is I Am In Control Day
March 31 is Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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A story is told about a king in an unknown land who had a close
friend that he grew up with. The friend had a habit of looking
at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or
negative) and remarking, "This is good!"
One day the king and his friend were out on a hunting
expedition. The friend would load and prepare the guns for the
king. The friend had apparently done something wrong in preparing
one of the guns, for after taking the gun from his friend, the
king fired it and his thumb was blown off.
Examining the situation the friend remarked as usual, "This
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About a year later, the king was hunting in an area that he should
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"What do you mean, "this is good!" how could it be good that I
sent my friend to jail for a year."
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A man went to the store with his 3 year-old daughter
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"That's not the way Mommy does it," his daughter informed
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Leaving the store in the rain and without a cart, he
carried the bag of groceries, his daughter, and the milk
quickly to the car. Not wanting to set anything down on
the wet ground, he set the jug of milk on top of the car,
efficiently whisked open the car door with his now free
hand, scooted the groceries in and daughter into the car
seat in one swift motion, and hopped in himself.
"That's not the way Mommy does it," his daughter informed
"Honey, there's more than one way to do things," the
father replied patiently. "Daddy's way is OK, too."
As they pulled out and headed down the street, he became
aware of the scraping sound on the roof as the jug of
milk slid down the length of the rooftop, bounced off
the trunk of the car and splattered to the ground,
sending a froth of white milk in every direction.
In the millisecond he took to process his mistake, his
young daughter looked at him, and in a most serious
voice said, "That's NOT the way Mommy does it."
Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each
The first spaceman says, "The dominant life forms on
the earth planet have developed satellite-based
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first,
asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first spaceman says, "I don't think so... They have
them aimed at themselves."
Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1988 Sandi, The Dog Run and BJ's Problem
I have a nice doggie run but Sandi keeps escaping. I think her
chubbiness would not allow her to go over so I think it must be under.
I walked around the fence and did not see where she could have gone
under it. We have concrete under the fence bottom. So last night
before dark, I put her in the dog run, closed the gate and called her.
She just sat there and grinned at me as if to say 'I have a secret.'
So I went into the dog run and asked her "Where do you get out?" She
trotted over to the far east and the north corner of the fence and bent
down and pawed at the fence and pointed with her snout. I said, "Okay,
Let's leave this dog run." I opened the gate and she left. I walked
over and sure enough there was enough space for her to crawl under the
fence. Where the fence is anchored to the house, the bottom of the
fence is loose. So I took a metal rod and temporarily fixed the bottom.
Tonight I will hammer the rod into the ground, renail the nail that
holds the fence to the side of the house and Sandi will again will a
resident of the dog run. But she is smart, she understood my question
and gave me an answer. Or perhaps she realized my problem.
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