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    Clean Clean Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is Buffalo and I have the watch. June is one of those months where there isn t much
    Message 1 of 1 , Jun 1, 2010
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      Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
      name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

      June is one of those months where there isn't much happening
      as far as established reasons to party except for Father's Day
      and weddings. Here's the list to get you through the rest of the

      1 Dare Day

      2 National Bubba Day

      3 Repeat Day

      4 Applesauce Cake Day

      4 Hug Your Cat Day

      4 Old Maid's Day

      5 World Environment Day

      6 National Doughnut Day

      6 National Gardening Exercise Day

      6 National Yo-Yo Day

      7 National Chocolate Ice Cream Day

      8 Best Friends Day

      8 Name Your Poison Day

      9 Donald Duck Day

      10 Iced Tea Day

      11 Hug Holiday

      12 Red Rose Day

      13 Blame Someone Else Day

      13 Sewing Machine Day

      14 Flag Day

      15 Smile Power Day

      16 Fresh Veggies Day

      17 Eat Your Vegetables Day

      17 World Juggler's Day

      18 Go Fishing Day

      18 International Panic Day

      18 National Splurge Day

      19 World Sauntering Day

      20 Ice Cream Soda Day

      21 Summer Solstice

      21 Go Skate Day

      21 National Hollerin' Contest Day

      22 National Chocolate Eclair Day

      23 National Columnists Day

      23 National Pink Day

      23 Take Your Dog to Work Day

      24 Swim a Lap Day

      25 Log Cabin Day

      25 National Catfish Day

      26 Beautician's Day

      26 Forgiveness Day

      27 Paul Bunyan Day

      27 Sun Glasses Day

      28 Insurance Awareness Day

      29 Camera Day

      29 Waffle Iron Day

      30 Meteor Day

      Enjoy the chips.... buffalo


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      Boudreaux and his wife, Clothilde lived on a little farm outside
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      Clothilde said, "You have to take him out and drive around and
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      Boudreaux said, "You some smart, Clothilde, and dats why I married

      Boudreaux took the dog, drove all around and zig zagged a lot then
      dumped the dog out. He started back home but pulled over and parked
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      Clothilde answered, "Yes, he just came in."

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      Both men look up and answer in unison, "Twelve
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      Mommy Comes Home

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      Rudy: Ill I say, heck it made my feet hurt.

      Diana: What do you mean?

      BJ: He was so nervous he broke down a door. Actually two doors.

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