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    Clean Clean Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is Buffalo and I have the watch. For those of you who are always looking for a
    Message 1 of 51 , Dec 1, 2007
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      Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
      name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

      For those of you who are always looking for a reason
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      Dec. 01. Day Without) Art
      Dec. 01. Pie Day
      Dec. 01. World AIDS Day
      Dec. 01. National Day in Central African Republic
      Dec. 01. Independence Day in Portugal
      Dec. 01. National Day in Romania
      Dec. 02. Abolition of Slavery Day
      Dec. 02. National Day in Laos
      Dec. 02. National Holiday in United Arab Emirates
      Dec. 03. Disabled Persons Awareness Day
      Dec. 04. Cookie Day
      Dec. 04. Santa's List Day
      Dec. 05. Play Hooky Day
      Dec. 05. Bathtub Fun Day
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      Dec. 05. National Day in Thailand
      Dec. 06. Pawnbrokers Day
      Dec. 06. Saint Nicholas Day
      Dec. 06. Independence of Quito Day in Ecuador
      Dec. 06. Independence Day in Finland
      Dec. 06. Constitution Day in Spain
      Dec. 07. Civil Aviation Day
      Dec. 07. Cotton Candy Day
      Dec. 07. Letter-Writing Day
      Dec. 07. Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day
      Dec. 07. Teacher Appreciation Day
      Dec. 08. Brownie Day
      Dec. 08. Lady of Camarin Day in Guam
      Dec. 08. Feast of the Immaculate Conception in Nicaragua
      Dec. 08. Constitution Day in Uzbekistan
      Dec. 09. Homemade Gift Day
      Dec. 09. Independence Day in Tanzania
      Dec. 10. Thai Constitution Day in Thailand
      Dec. 11. National Day in Burkina Faso
      Dec. 12. Poinsettia Day
      Dec. 12. Independence Day in Kenya
      Dec. 12. Guadalupe Day in Mexico
      Dec. 12. Constitution Day in Russia
      Dec. 12. Neutrality Day in Turkmenistan
      Dec. 13. Cocoa Day
      Dec. 13. Shareware Day
      Dec. 13. Republic Day in Malta
      Dec. 13. Santa Lucia Day in Sweden
      Dec. 14. Email Tag Day
      Dec. 15. Bill of Rights Day
      Dec. 15. Kingdom Day in Curacao
      Dec. 15. Navidades in Puerto Rico
      Dec. 16. Stupid Toy Day
      Dec. 16. Independence Day in Bahrain
      Dec. 16. Victory Day in Bangladesh
      Dec. 16. Posadas in Mexico
      Dec. 16. Christmas Observance in Philippines
      Dec. 16. Reconciliation Day in South Africa
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      Dec. 18. Bake Cookies Day
      Dec. 18. Wear A Plunger On Your Head Day
      Dec. 18. Republic Day in Niger
      Dec. 19. Oatmeal Muffin Day
      Dec. 19. Underdog Day
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      Dec. 21. Don't Be A Scrooge Day
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      Dec. 21. Forefathers' Day
      Dec. 21. Winter Solstice
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      Dec. 26. Whiner's Day
      Dec. 26. Junkanoo in Bahamas
      Dec. 26. Boxing Day in Canada
      Dec. 26. Day of the Wren in Ireland
      Dec. 26. Independence Day in Slovenia
      Dec. 26. Goodwill Day in South Africa
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      Dec. 28. Card Playing Day
      Dec. 28. Chocolate Day
      Dec. 28. Holy Innocents Day (Childermas)
      Dec. 28. Proclamation Day in Australia
      Dec. 30. Rizal in Philippines
      Dec. 31. Make Up Your Mind Day
      Dec. 31. New Year's Eve
      Dec. 31. New Year's Resolutions
      Dec. 31. Samoan Fire Dance in Western Samoa

      I have been watching the answers to some of the questions
      from the Presidential Debates and they are not helpful.
      They asked the candidates for favorite TV shows and
      Obama answered Sponge Bob Square Pants and McCain answered
      Prison Break. I have never cared for Prison Break but
      I watch Sponge Bob several times a day. There is not a
      snowball's chance in Hell that I will vote for Obama
      though. Oh well...

      Enjoy the chips .... buffalo


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    • William Brabant
      Clean Clean Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is Buffalo and I have the watch. I think that the Liberals had Michael Jackson
      Message 51 of 51 , Jun 27, 2009
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        Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
        name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

        I think that the Liberals had Michael Jackson executed to cover up shoving the Cap and Trade bill through the house on Friday afternoon. It barely passed and I thank those that had the balls to vote against their party. Our country is facing enough problems right now without burdening those living on fixed incomes and low wages from another jump in services. We live on the Great Lakes and most of our power comes from hydro-electric stations on the river. Power was cheap at .05 a kilowatt hour but we were
        purchased by another company in Wisconsin so that we would
        have a source of additional cheap power. Power from the
        south has been expensive since the eighties when Consumers Power halted construction on another reactor and were authorized to charge
        their users for the unfinished reactor.

        The Wisconsin company also owns several generating stations near Marquette that were originally built for K.I. Sawyer Air Force base. These coal fired plants are seventh on the lists of polluters for the state so they are going to be heavily taxed over the period of the bill. The Upper Peninsula of Michigan has a third of the total land mass of the state and 3 percent of the population of the state. We don't have smog and our main air quality problem is pollen from all of the trees and plants. The air up here is so clean that if you fart the whole neighborhood knows it so why are we being faced with the same penalties as Los Angeles and New York City?

        We are told that it won't be us that foots the bill, it will be the utilities and the polluters. What utility isn't going to be asking for an increase in rates the minute they get a bill for cap and trade?

        They are also talking about job creation for alternative energy which will be heavily subsidized. There was a great plan to build a huge algae farm that would produce power both with solar and biomass in the
        middle of the desert and the minute the concept was talked about the environmentalists were out screaming it was bad for the jackrabbits. My town has already put out a moratorium on windmills because no one wants to hear that swishing sound. If you give me power for .03 a kw/h they can put it in my bedroom window.

        Thank you for a few seconds to rant, probably won't be the last you hear
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        Useful Work Phrases

        1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged
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        2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't
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        3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll
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        4. Any connection between your reality and mine
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        5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just
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        6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young
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        7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

        8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

        9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over
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        11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of
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        12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties
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        13. No, my powers can only be used for good.

        14. How about never? Is never good for you?

        15. I'm really easy to get along with once you
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        16. You sound reasonable ... Time to up my

        17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being

        18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
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        19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

        20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

        21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job with-
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        22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at
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        23. At least I have a positive attitude about my
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        In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, 'Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. uild another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, 'You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending

        rain for 40 days and 40 nights.' Sx months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark. 'Noah!' He roared, 'I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?' 'Forgive me, Lord,' begged Noah, 'but things have changed. I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision. Ten the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark 's move to the sea. I told them that the sea

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        Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot Building Supply when they collide.

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        Everyone in the room was wondering what was
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        Short Chips

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        They say not to put all of your eggs in one basket, but I'll be darned if I am going to roll 12 shopping carts out of the grocery store!


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        A little boy goes up to his dad and asks,

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        Scanning the phone book for a garbage service, I came across one that clearly wasn't afraid to tackle any job. Their ad read:

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        I told my wife she'd have to make my paycheck go further, so.....she she took it to Hawaii.

        I don't worry about the energy crisis as long as I have electricity in my hair and gas in my stomach.

        Show me a good loser.... and I'll show you a fellow playing golf with his boss.

        My brother is so vain, he joined the Navy so the world could see him!

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        Hotel: a place where you trade dollars for quarters.

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        A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing. For weeks she read and studied every book, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough, and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit. When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool, and carefully laid out her tools. Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!" Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole. Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!" Amazed, the blonde wasn't quite sure what to do, as this certainly wasn't covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly -- tools in the right place, chair positioned just so, everything. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again, "There are no fish under the ice!" Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked "Is that you, Lord?" The voice boomed back, "No, this is the manager of the skating rink!"


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        Short Chips

        My daughter Michelle is the commander of a Coast Guard Cutter. When she gave my husband Bob a tour of her ship, he was impressed by the neatness of all decks.

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        My wife and I were making our own funeral arrangements, and the director showed us into a room in which containers for ashes were on display.

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        In a very exclusive private school near California's Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper-high-class students about the less fortunate. She asked them each to write an essay about a poor family in the area.

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        A man had been feeling sick for quite some time and finally decided to see a doctor. The doctor came out and told the patient that he has some bad news to share. "You are going to die," he said.

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        Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

        Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1632

        The Store

        When Tami enters the store she looks around....
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        Tami: Shoes, shoes everywhere. Where do I start?

        Salesperson: Size please? Oh I see, you need this floor. All this floor is your size and today every shoe is half off.


        Salesperson: Medic!

        A few minutes later...

        Tami: Where am I? Is this Heaven?

        Rudy: We are here with you Tami. We have come to help you and to make certain you do not spend too much money.

        Tami: Balderdash! Move out of my way. Tami grabs a shopping cart that is attached to a second shopping cart and starts off for aisle
        seven hundred and twenty two.

        Salesperson: She seems quite determined.

        Katie: Alas, we are here to try and slow here down.

        Salesperson: And I am here to sell her as much as I can.

        Four hours later... Tami is sitting in the middle of a huge stack of shoes.

        Katie: So which pair of shoes are you getting Miss Tami?

        Tami with red eyes: All of them!

        Rudy: There must be a hundred pair there.

        Tami: No silly, there are eight hundred and sixty-seven pair of shoes.

        Rudy: To borrow your word Miss Tami....Ack!

        Tami: Nonsense, I need every pair.

        Salesperson: Cash or Charge?

        Tami: Charge.

        Rob enters the store: What are you doing Tami?

        Tami: I thought you were on a boat?

        Rob: Your plane is slow, my boat is fast.

        Tami: I am just buying a few trinkets.

        Rob: Eight hundred and sixty-seven pair of shoes trinkets?

        Tami: Well, they are half off.

        To be continued


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