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    Clean Clean Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is Buffalo and I have the watch. The Dog Days of Summer have arrived. it is 90
    Message 1 of 348 , Aug 1, 2007
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      Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
      name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

      The Dog Days of Summer have arrived. it is 90 degrees with a high
      of 93 expected. At that temperature I don't get a lot done and Eva
      and I have been sitting here watching TV and enjoying Popsicles.
      There is something cool and refreshing with a Popsicle that can't be
      duplicated with ice cream. Ice cream always leaves me wanting
      something to wash down the sweetness with and then because what ever
      you drink isn't as cool, you are warm again.

      Still my living room is nowhere near as bad as the flywheel factory
      where temperatures would range from 110- 120 degrees during the
      hot days and the coolant we used generated a lot of steam which kept
      the humidity high. The offices, quality control, breakrooms, and
      even maintenance were air conditioned but this did production, the
      guys who actually earned the money that paid all of staff's wages,
      sweltering like they were standing in a southern swamp in summer.I
      felt it was a nice gesture to stop at the super market and pick up
      ten boxes of bomb pops or whatever large frozen treats they had
      on sale at the time and distribute them to the people at their
      during the heat of the afternoon and early evening because my shift
      covered two shifts from noon till 8 p.m. Contrary to what you may
      think their break never adversely affected production, in fact their
      were usually increased on those days. I still run into people that
      remember my name, but they do remember the treats I used to bring in.

      Enjoy the chips and stay out of the heat... buffalo

      P.S. Does anyone know the secret to breaking a popsicle in half
      ending up with 3 or four pieces?


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      Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
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      Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
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      An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
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      Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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      I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

      What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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      Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"


      Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest

      1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
      stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
      allowed per passenger."

      2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
      says "Dam!".

      3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in

      craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
      your kayak and heat it too.

      4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron,"
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      The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

      5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
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      6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
      in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about
      an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to
      "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
      "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open

      7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes
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      also had a picture of Ahmal.
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      8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened
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      flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the
      competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but
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      He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the
      rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious
      in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and
      trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
      Terrified, they did so.
      Thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

      9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
      produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
      He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd
      diet, he suffered from bad breath.
      This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super
      calloused fragile mystic hexed
      by halitosis.

      10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to

      friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them
      No pun in ten did

      Blonde Bonus:

      A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

      "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
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      When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20

      "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my

      The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to
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      "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

      "No, from skipping."


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      for lobster tails ... is that correct?"

      "Yes", she said, "It's our special just for today."

      "Well", he said, "they must be little lobster tails."

      "No," she replied, "It's the really big lobster."

      Are you sure they aren't green lobster tails - and a little bit

      "No", she said, "it's the really big red lobster."

      "Big red lobster tails, $5 each?", he said, amazed. "They must be old
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      "No, they're definitely today's."

      "Today's big red lobster tails - $5 each?", he repeated, astounded.

      "Yes", she insisted.

      "Well, here's my five dollars," he said, "I'll take one.

      She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to sit
      She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his shoulder, leaned
      close to him and said, "Once upon a time there was a really big red


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      Disorderly Chips

      A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom
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      Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an escape
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      The giant nodded.

      "If I had some chains," the deputy continued, "you could show us how
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      Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for four minutes.
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      "Are you sure?" the deputy asked. The fellow tried again. "Nope," he
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      "In that case," said the deputy, "you're under arrest."



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      Did the kids tell you about the Coke I put in the Thermoses?
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      There's some cold pizza for you on a napkin in the oven drawer.
      Will be late tonight. Driving eight Girl Scouts to tour meatpacking

      Thursday A.M.
      Doris: Don't panic over water in hallway. It crested last night at 9
      Will finish laundry tonight.
      Please pencil in answers to following:
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      you three wishes."

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      to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

      Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

      The woman said, "That's okay."

      For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the

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      For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

      The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
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      The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
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      So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

      The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
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      Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don 't mess with them.

      Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
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      Male readers : Please scroll down.

      The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

      Moral of the story: Women think they're smart.
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      I was finally able to get my blessing in, amid the laughter of the

      A plump gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant
      and topped it off with some rare Napoleon brandy, then he
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      A woman, her husband, and their three rambunctious young sons were in
      their car waiting at a traffic. The woman glanced over at the car
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      Looking at her husband she said, "As soon as I lose my weight from
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      The husband reached up to the dash, grabbed an open box of snacks,
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      Vol 1041

      The Question

      BJ: Rudy we need to visit.

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      Clean Clean Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is Buffalo and I have the watch. VETERANS DAY, 2009 - - - - - - - BY THE PRESIDENT
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        Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
        name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

        VETERANS DAY, 2009
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        We have a sacred trust with those who wear the uniform of the United
        States of America. From the Minutemen who stood watch over Lexington
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        respect. Our Nation's servicemen and women are our best and
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        commitment to provide them and their families with the essential
        support they were promised and have earned.

        Caring for our veterans is more than a way of thanking them for
        their service. It is an obligation to our fellow citizens who have
        risked their lives to defend our freedom. This selflessness binds
        our fates with theirs, and recognizing those who were willing to
        give their last full measure of devotion for us is a debt of honor
        for every American.

        We also pay tribute to all who have worn the uniform and continue to
        serve their country as civilians. Many veterans act as coaches,
        teachers, and mentors in their communities, selflessly volunteering
        their time and expertise. They visit schools to tell our Nation's
        students of their experiences and help counsel our troops returning
        from the theater of war. These men and women possess an unwavering
        belief in the idea of America: no matter where you come from, what
        you look like, or who your parents are, this is a place where
        anything is possible. Our veterans continue to stand up for those
        timeless American ideals of liberty, self-determination, and equal

        On Veterans Day, we honor the heroes we have lost, and we rededicate
        ourselves to the next generation of veterans by supporting our
        Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, and Coast Guardsmen as they
        return home from duty. Our grateful Nation must keep our solemn
        promises to these brave men and women and their families. They have
        given their unwavering devotion to the American people, and we must
        keep our covenant with them.

        With respect for and in recognition of the contributions our
        servicemen and women have made to the cause of peace and freedom
        around the world, the Congress has provided (5 U.S.C. 6103(a)) that
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        holiday to honor our Nation's veterans.

        NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of
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        veterans through appropriate public ceremonies and private prayers.
        I call upon Federal, State, and local officials to display the flag
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        buffalo says All in all not a bad speech. Veteran's Day is hitting a
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        The year is 2012 and the United States of America has
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        A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the
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        Showing his friend around his home, Fred started to point out all of
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        of marriage. "The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece
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        The truck driver looked suspiciously at the soup he had just been
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        Short Chips

        My three-year old daughter was talking to me while I shaved. The
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        reply. "Is TV real?" I said looking at her. "No." "I'm glad you know
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        My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for
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        The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
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        In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
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        The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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        There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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        she wound up shredding the sleeves of her habit.

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        placed a hand on Sister Mary's shoulder.

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        with the torn sleeves and say, "But look what happened!"

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        Walking and Crisis

        Diana: Okay guys let's go for our walk!

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        The dogs and Diana head off for their walk as usual. As they
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        Rudy, Sandi and Diana are walking past her.

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        BJ: On my way!

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        At the house..

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