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A man was playing around one Saturday morning and chipped a tooth, so he
went to a dentist to get it fixed After waiting quite a while he got in
and got his tooth fixed. When the dentist was almost done, he says to
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Bob was in the dentist's chair having a root canal done. Every so often
the dentist would stick a large toothpick-like object into the tooth's
canal to see how far he had drilled. Each time, this thing caused Bob
great pain, but whenever he complained the dentist replied, "Oh, that
doesn't hurt, it's just a measuring device." This happened a couple
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Finally Bob sat up in the chair, took all the apparatus out of his
mouth, looked the dentist in the eye and said, "Excuse me for a moment,
I have to go out to my truck, get my tape measure and whack you in the
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