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[buffalos-g-jokes] Chips For Sunday ( Late Edition)

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  • William Brabant
    Ameritechs Fiber Optics Cable was used by BEAVERS to build their dam .. So long distance has been down .. Hence late Jokes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Message 1 of 1 , Aug 1, 1999
      Ameritechs Fiber Optics Cable was used by BEAVERS to build their dam ..
      So long distance has been down .. Hence late Jokes
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      Bob was in the dentist's chair having a root canal done. Every so often
      the dentist would stick a large toothpick-like object into the tooth's
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      great pain, but whenever he complained the dentist replied, "Oh, that
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