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    Clean Clean Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is Buffalo and I have the watch. If you have to take a 600 mile trip by car, I
    Message 1 of 342 , Dec 1, 2006
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      Clean Clean

      Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
      name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

      If you have to take a 600 mile trip by car, I highly recommend my
      sister as a pilot. Our trip as far from boring as we told stories and
      noticed those things along the road that have changed over the years
      and crack jokes about them. A lot of the northern Lower Peninsula
      is wetlands and the trees tend to have more than their fair share of moss
      sometimes on all four sides. While we were checking out the trees we
      drove past a tree that had four large smiley faces on it, one on each
      side. We deduced from this that you would have a hard time finding
      North from the moss or smiley faces in the area. Nancy is also
      excellent at multi-tasking, handling driving, chatting, and returning
      text messages to her boyfriend in the middle of a torrential downpour
      at slightly better than the posted speed limit. This is pretty normal on
      I-75 though as more cars passed us than we passed.

      Police rescued a man in Lakeland Fla on Wed. that had been attacked
      by an alligator that he described as being as large as a school bus. The
      actual 12 ft gator had him in the water and officers dragged him out of
      the reptile's jaws. The man is in critical condition with broken bones
      and lacerations. Now comes the moral of the story. Never wrestle an
      alligator when you are naked and never wrestle an alligator while you
      are high on crack cocaine. I somehow doubt that the man will ever be
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      Have a great Friday and we will see you tomorrow .


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      TO MY WIFE: My overdraft at the bank. Maybe she can explain it.

      TO MY BANKER: My soul. He has the mortgage on it anyway.

      TO MY NEIGHBOR: My clown suit. He'll need it if he continues to farm as
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      TO THE ASCS: My grain bin. I was planning to let them take it next year

      TO THE FARM ADVISOR: 50 bushels of corn to see if he can hit the market.
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      TO MY UNDERTAKER: A special request. I want six implement and fertilizer
      dealers for my pallbearers. They're used to carrying me.

      TO THE WEATHERMAN: Rain, sleet, and snow for the funeral please. No
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      TO THE GRAVEDIGGER: Don't bother. The hole I'm in should be big enough.

      TO THE MONUMENT MAKER: For the epitaph: "Here lies a farmer who has now
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    • William Brabant
      Clean Clean Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is Buffalo and I have the watch. Hello, Everyone. After a week of worrying and
      Message 342 of 342 , Dec 11, 2009
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        Clean Clean

        Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
        name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

        Hello, Everyone.

        After a week of worrying and trying to get Yahoo's servers to
        work properly, their engineers have reestablished service to
        all of the readers of the chips It is easy to point at a problem
        and ask to have it fixed, it is another thing to find it in a jungle
        of servers with a 100 million users. As a personal point it
        made me feel good to see all of you actually notice that I wasn't
        arriving every morning.

        I have a doctor's appointment this morning and he probably isn't
        happy with me. It has been about 75 days since I was in their last
        and he wanted to see me after 6 weeks which was a stretch even

        Yep he was unhappy and is dreaming up all sorts of tests to put me
        through including that miserable chemical stress test again and this

        is all over the minute amount of blood in my urine. I lose less that
        than from all the blood test they take over a year but they never
        about that and judging by the number of checks on the lab order
        for next Monday they will probably will be taking a pint or so heh
        Then I am scheduled for an ultrasound of my kidneys right before
        Christmas which isn't bad and then an IVP after that. If I remember
        correctly you had to drink a couple bottles of Yuck before that one
        and then a trip through the cat scan. I feel better than I have
        the plant closure and that's what worries me. When I was in the Navy
        they converted from black oil to something similar to fuel oil. It
        less lubricating ability than the old stuff and the fuel pumps
        several times a year except for one. It had run for five years
        failure and when we went into overhaul we had to tear it down for an

        inspection. When they opened the pump the bearings fell apart and
        the pump had to be replaced. Sometimes I feel like if they do too
        much poking and prodding I might fall apart too.

        Enjoy the chips... buffalo


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        Short Chips

        I was checking out at the busy Super Market, and the cashier was
        having problems. The register ran out of paper, the scanner
        malfunctioned, and finally the cashier spilled a handful of coins.
        When she totaled my order, it came to exactly $22. Trying to soothe

        her nerves, I said, "That's a nice round figure." Still frazzled,
        glared at me and said, "You're no bean pole yourself."

        A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he waits to get the
        attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, "I'll have
        waterloo." The bartender gives the regular a tall ice cold drink and

        asks the newcomer what he would like. The thirsty man points to the

        man next to him and says, "That looks great! I'll have what he's
        having, a waterloo." So the bartender brings the newcomer a tall ice

        cold drink. The man takes a long deep drink and calls out, "HEY!
        isn't any good. It tastes just like water!" The regular bar patron
        sitting next to him says, "It is water, buddy. That's all I drink,"
        turns to the bartender and says, "Right Lou?"

        A tramp put the finger on a banker as he was coming out of his
        "How about buying me a coffee?" he asked. "Here," the banker said.
        "Here's $5.00. Go buy yourself several cups of coffee." The next
        as the banker was coming out of his office again, the same tramp
        up and punched him in the nose. Darn near knocked his lights out!!
        "Hey," yelled the banker, "is that any way to treat me after I gave

        you five dollars?" "You and your lousy cups of coffee you bought
        the tramp snarled, punching him in the nose again. "They kept me
        all night!"


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        Chainsaw Chips

        A hillbilly is looking around a big hardware store
        when he sees a display of chain saws with a sign
        guaranteeing that this model of chain saw can cut
        twenty cords of firewood in a day. He motions to
        a salesman.

        'Can I help you, sir?'

        'This here chainsaw, kin it rully cut twenny cords o'wood in a day?'

        'Yes, sir, that's the guarantee. Twenty cords of wood or you get
        your money back.'

        'Yer joshin' me. Twenny cords o'farrwood? Ah don't blieve it!'

        'No, sir, it's true! Guaranteed.'

        'Wull, Ah'll trah one but ah still don't blieve it!'

        He buys the saw. He returns not the next day but the
        day after that. He seeks out the same salesman and
        confronts him with the slightly-used saw.
        You lahr!' he says, 'You lah laka dawg! You sayed
        this here chainsawr'd cut twenny cords o'wood in a
        day! I got up yestiddy at the crack o'dawn 'n'I cut
        'n' cut 'n' cut all day! I didn't stop till it wuz
        dork! 'N'I couldn't cut moren' six cords o'farrwood
        t'save mah lahf! Now whattya say about that?'

        The salesman looked perplexed. 'Gee,' he said, 'maybe
        you got a bad one. Let's try it.' He takes the saw,
        pumps the primer a few times, and pulls the cord to
        start it up.

        The hillbilly's eyes get wide with surprise. 'Gawd
        a-mighty!' he shouts, 'What's that racket?'


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        Dog Chips

        Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis
        balls, play with other doggies, and eat his dinner without a fuss.
        He was a dog without a care. But on that fateful autumn afternoon,
        it was to be different. Trouser's owners were walking him along a
        trail at the park, when suddenly from out of the bushes jumped a man
        all dressed in black. He had white paint on his face, and was
        gesturing annoyingly at Trouser's masters. This strange person spoke
        not a word, but proceeded to pretend that he was trapped in a box
        and that he was pulling on a long rope. Seeing the sheer horror on
        his masters' faces, Trouser took it upon himself to rectify the
        situation. With a low growl he jumped and sank his teeth into this
        annoying pseudo clown's leg. Trouser immediately got a sickened look
        in his eyes and began to vomit wildly. He then dragged his tongue
        all over the ground in an effort to remove the man's foul essence
        from his mouth. For Trouser had learned that a mime is a terrible
        thing to taste.

        Stan Kegel


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        Surfin Surfari

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        Okay, everyone is telling me that I'm an insane millionaire who must
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        Tech Talk ( Computers and Web-tv)


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        Animal World

        Doggie Zone Via Dianne

        Wild Macaws

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        Movie Links

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        Bee Chips

        Two bees ran into each other. The first bee asked the other how
        were going. "Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been

        really wet and damp and there aren't any flowers or pollen, so I
        make any honey." "No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down
        blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's
        Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and
        fruit." "Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and he flew away.
        few hours later, the two bees ran into each other again. The first
        asked, "How'd it go?""Great!" said the second bee. "It was
        you said it would be." "Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked
        first bee. "That's my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn't want

        them to think I was a wasp."


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        Christmas Chips

        Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
        They both drop their needles

        Why couldn't the butterfly go to the fancy Chistmas dance?
        It was a moth ball!

        Where does Santa go swimming?
        The North Pool!

        What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand?
        Sandy Claws

        I went to my friend's house recently and noticed that his Christmas
        tree was bare except for a shotgun shell near the top. I asked,
        "What's the deal, no decorations?" Puzzled, he looked at me and
        said, "What do you mean? It's a cartridge in a bare tree."

        Stan Kegel


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        Parting Chips

        Customer: "My computer crashed!"

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        Customer: "No, it didn't crash-it crashed."

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        Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks
        while gambling, the big, high- class casinos are now equipped with
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        At the cheaper casinos downtown, they just drag you across the
        carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob.



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        Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady

        Katie's Komfort Kolumn
        Vol 1736

        Dancing With Wolfstien

        After a day of being cooped up in the house for the dogs, they are
        ready to play. After a day of working at the office dad is ready
        to take
        it easy... something must give... Dad has to give. It is like
        coming home
        to three four year olds high on caffeine.

        BJ gets out of his car, Diana opens the house door and three dogs

        BJ: Hi guys...!

        Katie: FATHER!!!

        As she leaps forward and crashes into BJ sending BJ backwards...

        BJ: Hey slow down there girl.

        Katie: Sorry father, but I am just so excited...

        Then Rudy who is three times the size of Katie comes barreling in.


        BJ: Gasp!! Down Rudy... Down!

        Rudy: Aw shucks Dad...

        BJ: You called me Dad...

        Rudy: Did not..

        Sandi: Hi Daddy! (As she jumps up almost to eye level), Let's play.

        BJ: How can I not. Let's go running around the yard!


        Diana watches from the door as the four kids go playing... BJ throws
        a stick, the dogs chase it, then chase BJ,,, BJ chases the dog..and
        and on it goes.

        The herd in Guthrie

        (as bad as it is to leave the dogs in the morning, it is pure Heaven
        come home at night)


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