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    Clean Clean Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is Buffalo and I have the watch. I mentioned the Navy having a firing range at Camp
    Message 1 of 4 , Jun 1, 2006
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      Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
      name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

      I mentioned the Navy having a firing range at Camp Moffett
      yesterday but I have to admit that was one area of training
      that the Navy was lacking in. While our counterparts in
      the Marine Corps trained with workable weapons from day
      one, we were assigned bolt action rifles that were probably
      last fired in the 1930's. Even high school and college ROTC
      groups had working M-1 Garand rifles to drill with. So
      anyhow, weapons training, the one part of boot camp I
      was looking forward to, turned out to be a day long with
      a half day at the range shooting at targets with .22
      caliber rifles. Ten shots from the prone position was it
      for the training. They showed you how to load a .45
      caliber Colt pistol that was used as a side arm by watches
      on board ship but you weren't allowed to touch it. I
      guess that was why they gave us a whole company of Marines
      with shotguns, pistols, rifles and machine guns to
      protect the aircraft carrier from being hijacked by
      a half dozen bad guys with pea shooters, but what about
      the smaller Navy ships? Did they have training courses
      for boarding parties or was it strictly on the job training?
      Inquiring minds want to know heh heh .

      Enjoy the chips... buffalo


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