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  • B.Brabant
    Clean Clean Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is Buffalo and I have the watch. On June 20, 1868, a proclamation signed by the
    Message 1 of 342 , Jul 1, 2005
      Clean Clean

      Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
      name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

      On June 20, 1868, a proclamation signed by the Governor General, Lord Monck,
      called upon all Her Majesty's loving subjects throughout Canada to join in
      the celebration of the anniversary of the formation of the union of the
      British North America provinces in a federation under the name of Canada on
      July 1st. The July 1 holiday was established by statute in 1879, under the
      name Dominion Day. In 1982 this holiday became Canada Day. I would like to
      wish all of our friends and neighbors to the North a safe and fun holiday
      tomorrow. One of the advantages to living on the border is being able to
      share and enjoy each others holidays. So to our friends
      to the North a Happy Canada Day and to everyone in the states be careful as
      enjoy the long weekend. We have a family reunion this weekend so posting
      times may be even stranger than they already are as we participate in all
      festivities.... buffalo


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      A first time prisoner is placed in his cell with a
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      Eventually a voice from across the cellblock cries out "twenty-two!" and
      everyone breaks out into loud and prolonged laughter. A little while later
      another voice calls out "forty-one!" and again the entire cellblock enjoys a
      hearty laugh.

      The new prisoner is confused and asks his cellmate what
      this is all about. The cellmate replies that they have
      been in prison so long that rather than tell the same
      jokes over and over, they have assigned numbers to them as
      a more efficient way to tell jokes. The new prisoner asks
      if he could give it a try. His cellmate says "Sure, why
      not tell number eighteen!"

      The new prisoner yells out," Eighteen."

      No response whatsoever.....not even a snicker! The new prisoner is confused
      and asks his cellmate what went wrong.

      The cellmate replies, "Some people just don't know how to
      tell a joke!"


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      Short Chips

      A young man was applying for a job in a big company. "I'm sorry," said the
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      than we really need." "That's all right," replied the young man,
      undiscouraged, "the little bit of work I do wouldn't be noticed.


      Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied female
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      "Did you read the paper?" she asked. "I'm not going in to work tomorrow.

      I'm calling in fat."


      When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally
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      A student came in, and his eyes widened. "Wow!" he exclaimed. "You should
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      An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat,
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      So much ammunition was expended shooting, supposedly, at snakes that the
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      present the dead snake as proof that the expenditure of rounds was

      The next day, the post commander entered his office and spotted a shoe box
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      A man lost two buttons from his shirt and put them in his pants pocket. But
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      Since pockets with holes, holes without buttons and shoe soles with
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      After looking in a mirror, he decided to toss the clothes in the trash
      as well.

      A policeman observed all this and asked the man for identification. The
      man produced a document that he was an ordained minister of the gospel. The
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      The minister protested violently, asking why he was receiving such
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      The policeman replied,

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      Katie's Komfort Kolumn
      Vol 344

      The 4th Part 1

      Rudy: What is the 4th of July all about Katie?

      Katie: I don't really know. It is not about taking the fifth.

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    • William Brabant
      Clean Clean Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is Buffalo and I have the watch. Hello, Everyone. After a week of worrying and
      Message 342 of 342 , Dec 11, 2009
        Clean Clean

        Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
        name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

        Hello, Everyone.

        After a week of worrying and trying to get Yahoo's servers to
        work properly, their engineers have reestablished service to
        all of the readers of the chips It is easy to point at a problem
        and ask to have it fixed, it is another thing to find it in a jungle
        of servers with a 100 million users. As a personal point it
        made me feel good to see all of you actually notice that I wasn't
        arriving every morning.

        I have a doctor's appointment this morning and he probably isn't
        happy with me. It has been about 75 days since I was in their last
        and he wanted to see me after 6 weeks which was a stretch even

        Yep he was unhappy and is dreaming up all sorts of tests to put me
        through including that miserable chemical stress test again and this

        is all over the minute amount of blood in my urine. I lose less that
        than from all the blood test they take over a year but they never
        about that and judging by the number of checks on the lab order
        for next Monday they will probably will be taking a pint or so heh
        Then I am scheduled for an ultrasound of my kidneys right before
        Christmas which isn't bad and then an IVP after that. If I remember
        correctly you had to drink a couple bottles of Yuck before that one
        and then a trip through the cat scan. I feel better than I have
        the plant closure and that's what worries me. When I was in the Navy
        they converted from black oil to something similar to fuel oil. It
        less lubricating ability than the old stuff and the fuel pumps
        several times a year except for one. It had run for five years
        failure and when we went into overhaul we had to tear it down for an

        inspection. When they opened the pump the bearings fell apart and
        the pump had to be replaced. Sometimes I feel like if they do too
        much poking and prodding I might fall apart too.

        Enjoy the chips... buffalo


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        The dim glow from the bathroom is keeping you awake --
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        A tiny cockroach rehab clinic has been set up between
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        Why keep that Preparation H? It was the worst-tasting toothpaste

        The drill bit you use to let the "bad ayre" out of your
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        Your nosy neighbors leave the bathroom saying, "Don't
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        The Brylcream can go -- the last time you ran your
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        There's a skeleton on the other side with a note saying,
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        and the Number 1 Sign It's Time to Clean Out Your Medicine

        Was there ever really a "Preparation A?"


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        A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he waits to get the
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        asks the newcomer what he would like. The thirsty man points to the

        man next to him and says, "That looks great! I'll have what he's
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        cold drink. The man takes a long deep drink and calls out, "HEY!
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        turns to the bartender and says, "Right Lou?"

        A tramp put the finger on a banker as he was coming out of his
        "How about buying me a coffee?" he asked. "Here," the banker said.
        "Here's $5.00. Go buy yourself several cups of coffee." The next
        as the banker was coming out of his office again, the same tramp
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        A hillbilly is looking around a big hardware store
        when he sees a display of chain saws with a sign
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        twenty cords of firewood in a day. He motions to
        a salesman.

        'Can I help you, sir?'

        'This here chainsaw, kin it rully cut twenny cords o'wood in a day?'

        'Yes, sir, that's the guarantee. Twenty cords of wood or you get
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        'Yer joshin' me. Twenny cords o'farrwood? Ah don't blieve it!'

        'No, sir, it's true! Guaranteed.'

        'Wull, Ah'll trah one but ah still don't blieve it!'

        He buys the saw. He returns not the next day but the
        day after that. He seeks out the same salesman and
        confronts him with the slightly-used saw.
        You lahr!' he says, 'You lah laka dawg! You sayed
        this here chainsawr'd cut twenny cords o'wood in a
        day! I got up yestiddy at the crack o'dawn 'n'I cut
        'n' cut 'n' cut all day! I didn't stop till it wuz
        dork! 'N'I couldn't cut moren' six cords o'farrwood
        t'save mah lahf! Now whattya say about that?'

        The salesman looked perplexed. 'Gee,' he said, 'maybe
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        The hillbilly's eyes get wide with surprise. 'Gawd
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        The Tushee Comforter is the alternative to just placing a towel on
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        Dog Chips

        Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis
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        trail at the park, when suddenly from out of the bushes jumped a man
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        thing to taste.

        Stan Kegel


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        Surfin Surfari

        Redneck Playstation via Wesley

        NOAA's National Weather Service - Graphical Forecast Via Dianne

        Ugly Christmas Lights

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        Okay, everyone is telling me that I'm an insane millionaire who must
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        Tech Talk ( Computers and Web-tv)


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        Animal World

        Doggie Zone Via Dianne

        Wild Macaws

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        Bee Chips

        Two bees ran into each other. The first bee asked the other how
        were going. "Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been

        really wet and damp and there aren't any flowers or pollen, so I
        make any honey." "No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down
        blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's
        Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and
        fruit." "Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and he flew away.
        few hours later, the two bees ran into each other again. The first
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        you said it would be." "Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked
        first bee. "That's my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn't want

        them to think I was a wasp."


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        Christmas Chips

        Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
        They both drop their needles

        Why couldn't the butterfly go to the fancy Chistmas dance?
        It was a moth ball!

        Where does Santa go swimming?
        The North Pool!

        What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand?
        Sandy Claws

        I went to my friend's house recently and noticed that his Christmas
        tree was bare except for a shotgun shell near the top. I asked,
        "What's the deal, no decorations?" Puzzled, he looked at me and
        said, "What do you mean? It's a cartridge in a bare tree."

        Stan Kegel


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        Parting Chips

        Customer: "My computer crashed!"

        Tech Support: "It crashed?"

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        Tech Support: "All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."

        Customer: "No, it didn't crash-it crashed."

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        Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks
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        At the cheaper casinos downtown, they just drag you across the
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        Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady

        Katie's Komfort Kolumn
        Vol 1736

        Dancing With Wolfstien

        After a day of being cooped up in the house for the dogs, they are
        ready to play. After a day of working at the office dad is ready
        to take
        it easy... something must give... Dad has to give. It is like
        coming home
        to three four year olds high on caffeine.

        BJ gets out of his car, Diana opens the house door and three dogs

        BJ: Hi guys...!

        Katie: FATHER!!!

        As she leaps forward and crashes into BJ sending BJ backwards...

        BJ: Hey slow down there girl.

        Katie: Sorry father, but I am just so excited...

        Then Rudy who is three times the size of Katie comes barreling in.


        BJ: Gasp!! Down Rudy... Down!

        Rudy: Aw shucks Dad...

        BJ: You called me Dad...

        Rudy: Did not..

        Sandi: Hi Daddy! (As she jumps up almost to eye level), Let's play.

        BJ: How can I not. Let's go running around the yard!


        Diana watches from the door as the four kids go playing... BJ throws
        a stick, the dogs chase it, then chase BJ,,, BJ chases the dog..and
        and on it goes.

        The herd in Guthrie

        (as bad as it is to leave the dogs in the morning, it is pure Heaven
        come home at night)


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