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    Clean Clean Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My name is Buffalo and I have the watch. All Right!!! Who sent winter back up here?? I woke
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      Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
      name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

      All Right!!! Who sent winter back up here?? I woke up
      this morning all set to go pick up my check and pay
      some bills and instead found snow everywhere. There
      was close to a foot on the yard side of the car and sidewalk
      and on the street side, where the plow had been through,
      the snow was up to my door handles. After cursing the plow
      driver and all his ancestors , I fired up the snowblower which
      started on the fourth pull, just as I was ready to go get the
      extension cord. Forty- five minutes later I had carved out a
      space around the car and as I fired it up I saw the plow
      coming back up the street again. I was dressed in snow
      covered Carhartt Arctic gear and gave my best " Don't mess
      with the Great White Buffalo" look to the driver. It must have
      had an impact because he never returned to do my side of
      the street again.
      Picked up the daughter, stopped at work for my paycheck,
      and after I figured I'd better stop by the ISP and pay for this
      month after I had riled them up this week. As I pulled up to the
      unplowed curb and got out a Jeep Cherokee pulled up behind
      me and stopped. A young National Guardsman got out and asked
      me if I was stuck . I thanked him for stopping and explained I was
      only paying bills and he drove off . That is not uncommon courtesy
      in the Great White North during a snowstorm, it is common courtesy
      and I am glad to see it is something that has not been forgotten.

      Enjoy the chips and daughter turns 21 at midnight Saturday..


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      From The Buffalos Mail Box

      Around the scuttlebutt with the Buffalo
      ( A modern scuttlebutt is a water cooler and on old ships as sailors stood
      around the water cask rumors, sea stories and useful info was spread )

      Hi Buffalo
      It's me again, and when I read what BJ wrote about his Mom, I just had to
      write. I am sure his Mom is everything he wrote about, but we both know
      our Mom only raised one pure angel. Look it up, Catherine means
      PURE!!!!!!!
      Our Mom is truly a WOMAN OF THE CENTURY.
      I know raising me was easy, but the other 9 of y'all was truly a real
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      Our Mother has shaped the ideals of 10 children,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,10
      children, if anyone told me I was destined to bear,
      ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BEAR, I would have died at the thought. But she
      raised us all equally, knowing she loved me the best, and treated y'all just
      as good.
      Ten kids give you more than gray hair and ulcers............ just try to
      imagine your 0ne or two kids multiplied.
      I know I have to call her OUR MOTHER, but down here in Texas all by myself,
      I think of her as MY MOTHER. I always believed she loved me the BEST until
      Christmas and she sent a loving card and present and said To my Best
      Child,,,,,,,,,,,, and tell your wife I love her too. Now, that was really
      cold, how did my sweet, wonderful Mother do that to me. Haaaaaaaaaaaaa I
      love Her the Best!!!!!!!!!!
      My only wish for years now, is that I can be at least as good as my Mom, I
      know I could never be better. She is truly the BEST.
      Even Mike Tyson can'f be better than the BEST.
      What this all comes down to is that My MOM went into a marriage and
      children, and tried to do her BEST and what she did was beyond job
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      I wanted to write to Paul Harvey, to let the world know how great my Mother
      is, but I think my brother, Buffalo is the next Paul Harvey of the world.
      I love you Buffalo, and I love you Mom.
      I still love you the best, you know that, even if Jerry is your best child
      Cathy

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      Dear Internet Friends I hope by now you will have had time and taken the

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      This kind of thing is just what we read about from time to time in our local
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      "colonies" --none of the al-Qaeda/Taleban are subject to rape, AIDS, etc..

      The 3 Brits being held in Gitmo probably do not wish to return to Britain as
      they might end up in Dartmoor with the dregs.

      Attila

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      Buffalo,
      I would like to address Ganny in this response. Sir, you misinterrupted
      what I am saying. Sir, I believe in the judicial system and stand up for the
      right to a fair trial, and the presumtion of innocence before trial. That's
      one of our basic rights as Americans. But, one may wonder if Mr. Walker IS
      an American. All new citizens to the U.S., must swear to defend our nation
      and never bear arms against it. I'm not sure Ganny, but I don't think Mr.
      Walker was being trained at an al-Qaida camp to become a scout master. What,
      sir would he gain from this knowledge? Only one thing I think.
      The mistake has already been made, when they took him captive, pardon me,
      detained him, instead of being blown to bits with his comrades. Now you see,
      you and I will have to pay our tax-dollars for his defense, security, which
      is already in the millions, plus pay for what is no doubt going to be a long
      trial, millions more, appeals, millions more, and if found guilty, keeping
      him away from all other prisoners, to keep them from killing him, feed and
      clothe him, providing him with TV, and probably cable with HBO, a luxury
      many people are unable to afford.
      Yes, Ganny, I say kill him, but it should have been done in Afghanistan.
      It would have saved all concerned a great deal of money and time of
      wondering his demise.

      Truly a Concened American,
      Jack Montgomery
      Scarbro,West Virginia

      Buffalo, thanks for having an open forum.


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      You know, Buffalo, I was raised by the "old book" and I got smacked (not
      beaten, mind you) but smacked if I misbehaved. I did the same with my boy &
      girl. We were not ashamed to ever take them any place as they always
      behaved. When I was very young and still a kid, I was polite to neighbors,
      teachers, family, friends and fearful that if I did step out of line that I
      would be in big trouble at home. I think that people should mind their own
      business if they see a parent "spank" their child in public as this is not
      child abuse. What do I now think of Dr. Spock? I think that some parents
      need to use the book and smack the kid with it! Kids now days are not
      afraid of anyone, including parents, teachers, police and the worst part of
      it is is that most of the above mentioned are afraid of the kids! What kind
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