SCOUTED: The Onion -- FCC: All Programming To Be Broadcast In ADHDTV By 2007
It's the Onion, so you know it's spot-on.
The funny thing is that the TV in the article comes a little too
close to the new Philips flat TVs with their Ambilight system, which
illuminates the wall behind the TV to match the dominant color of the
image on the screen.
An ad that appeared in the New Yorker for this thing could very well
have been an Onion take-off: the beautiful couple are distractedly
half-watching a soccer game with AmbiLight[tm] turned off the first
frame, but are clearly addicted to it with Ambilight turned on.