FWD: "September Madness" office pool
- Unfortunately, playing is NOT optional . . .
[begin forwarded message]
Great News - It's not too late to enter this year's September
"Madness" office pool. Here are the brackets as they currently stand:
Just mark your picks and email them to your Congressman by 5:00 PM
today. The entry fee is 20% of your retirement savings and is
non-refundable if you lose; unless of course you bet $25 billion or
more, in which case you might be bailed out if you smile real nice
and say pretty please. The pool winner gets 65% of the pool and a
$25 million severance check. Pool counsel, the lobbyists and various
other influential hangers-on get 35%. The loser gets a
third-position deed of trust on a no-money-down, half-built $800,000
condo in Fresno owned by some guy whose livelihood entails front-line
delivery of circular Italian-American food products.
[end forwarded message]