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  • mtq1st
    Remember when Banana Republic was the name of a clothing store and not a description of the United States of America? I mean, somebody should have told
    Message 1 of 109 , Nov 10, 2000
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      Remember when Banana Republic was the name of a
      clothing store and not a description of the United States
      of America?<br><br>I mean, somebody should have told
      Al Gore - presidential elections are not best two
      out of three.<br><br>Now he wants a mulligan - for
      Florida!<br><br>Where is Jimmy Carter when you need him? Isn't he a
      monitor for disputed elections in the Third
      World?<br><br>Al Gore will take this election to the Supreme
      Court.<br><br>And if he loses there, next stop, the
      Hague.<br><br>He's like the rich kid on the playground who won't let
      you go home until he wins the game. And this is the
      same bum who told Slobo that he had to respect the
      results of the election and he couldn't have a
      ``run-off'' with the people he'd already lost to.<br><br>It's
      obvious what's going on here. Gore wants the counting to
      continue until he wins. It will never stop until he gets
      the result that he wants.<br><br>If he loses the
      recount today, then we hand-count the four counties. If
      he loses those recounts, then he'll demand more hand
      recounts. If he loses there . . .<br><br>Al Gore wanted to
      hire the slipperiest lawyer he could find.
      Unfortunately, Bill Clinton is being
      disbarred.<br><br>...<br><br>Hey Al, here's how it works. You have a right to buy
      a scratch ticket. But if you lose, you don't get to
      go back to the agent and tell him you bought the
      wrong ticket and this time could he please sell you the
      winning ticket?<br><br>Al, everybody would like to have a
      second chance in life.<br><br>...<br><br>You know, there
      was one very simple way for Al Gore to avoid this
      whole embarrassment of having to steal the election. He
      could have won his ``home'' state of Tennessee. Eleven
      electoral votes added to the 260 he already has - bingo, as
      they say in Boca Raton.<br><br>...<br><br>--Howie Carr
    • billionofus
      Celebrate the victory! Visit Boston and make sure you see some live comedy and sports events!!
      Message 109 of 109 , Feb 6, 2002
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        Celebrate the victory! Visit Boston and make sure you see some live comedy and sports events!!
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