New Video, Slyk Merchandise, & More!
- Don't Hate...Appreciate,
What's up pimpjuice? I hope everyone is enjoying their Holiday
weekend. Because I'm sure as hell enjoying my bumpfree Labor Day.
Right now I'm in the process of coming out with another video. I'm
not sure of a title as yet, so if you have any suggestions, please
communicate them with me. Here's the tentative lineup:
Slyk w/April vs. Julio Dinero
Slyk w/April vs. Frankie Kazarian
Slyk w/April vs. Steve Corino w/Simply Lucious & Gino Giavanni
Slyk w/April vs. Balls Mahoney
Slyk w/Luis Ortiz & Jason Rage vs. Some Jobber From 1998. (This is a
special vault match or a blast from the past)
Slyk w/April vs. Mike Quackenbush
Slyk w/April vs. Chris Hamrick
Slyk w/April vs. Homicide
Slyk w/April vs. The Sandman vs. Hammerjack w/Charmin' Charles vs.
Thunderbolt vs. Larry Winters
This video also includes Taylor(From TE), Laurie(From ACW), Pimp Train
(From JAP), and commentary from yours truly on some of the
Please forward me your comments, they will be much appreciated.
Here's a few ways to contact me:
Slyk Merchandise...(Please Help Maintain This Ad Free
*Buy the brand new SWB Tshirt. And get a personally signed 8x10 FREE!
*Buy "Bigger, Blacker, and Blonder" or "The Best Of SWB". And get a
Wrestling Digest magazine signed by yours truly & April Hunter FREE!
5th -My Birthday! (This is a good day.)
13th -JAP- The Charity Hall. Bayonne, NJ.
15th -ACW- Riders Cafe'. Waterbury, CT. Slyk w/April vs. Johnny
Thunder w/ Alura. Also, April vs. Mercedes.
Joke of the Week...(Things Men Don't Say)
1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherf@cker.
2. No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
3. Her boobs are just too big.
4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on "20/20" gives me a woody.
6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
7. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can
hold your purse.
8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally McBeal".
9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons???
11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.14. I wonder if
my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's
getting ready for bed?. Maybe I should tell her.
15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at
them any more.
17. I understand.
18. This movie has way too much nudity.
19. Damn, we're late for church!
21. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.
22. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a Victoria's Secret
23. Don't pick that up, I got it.
24. Happy Anniversary!!!
25. Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday??
26. Let's talk, I miss talking.
27. I am just too tired to have sex again today!
28. Are you losing weight sweetie??
Like what you see? Tell them!
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Check out my video clips. More are on the way. The one on the left is
a video, and the others are audio clips.
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