Re: [bbshop] T`s Plea
- Hey guys ... been reading all this slop on the `Net about some
quartet from FWD and their money woes ...
Well I`m here to tell you that ain`t nothin`. Allow me to let you
in on Joel T`s plea ...
We, the AX boys, arrived over here in Japan on Tuesday afternoon for
a wee little concert tour. And interesting though that may be ...
we have a slight problem. We`re in Tokyo right now, which is a
fairly large city with a decent number of food options. But we`re
getting set to head out into the far reaches of this strange and
exotic land ... and I fear my food options will become much less
plentiful, and MUCH less recognizable.
For example ... Octopus balls for breakfast, shark cartilage for
lunch, and Jason`s recent foray into the wonders of pre-sushi fish
egg slop on a bed of lettuce as an appetizer for dinner.
So if I could get someone to FedEx me a Wendy`s Combo #1 with
cheese, no onions, and a Dr. Pepper, that would be SUPER!!! And
Todd wants a Combo #6 biggie sized with a Dr. Pepper. Just send it
to the Shinagawa Prince Hotel here in Tokyo.
Joel T. (T`s Plea) Rutherford
>If Joe Connelly were in your entourage, we'd be sending him a box of White
>So if I could get someone to FedEx me a Wendy`s Combo #1 with
>cheese, no onions, and a Dr. Pepper, that would be SUPER!!! And
>Todd wants a Combo #6 biggie sized with a Dr. Pepper. Just send it
>to the Shinagawa Prince Hotel here in Tokyo.
>Joel T. (T`s Plea) Rutherford
Castle "slider" hamburgers!!!
(If I recall correctly, when Joe visited to coach Chicago Chord of Trade
several years back, he "coerced" the tenor of the quartet go out on a
midnight foray to find the nearest White Castle............... :-)
But I have to say, Joel T., if we're going to Wendy's on your behalf, why
the heck don't you want a Frostie?!
I do understand the Dr. Pepper craving, though...........
All sing along now, "I'm a Pepper, He's a Pepper, She's a Pepper, We're a
Pepper....... Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too? (echo: Be a Pepper,
Drink Dr. Pepper........)"
Definitely the soda with the best jingle song ever :-).
- Helen "I'm a Pepper" Giallombardo
- Wow! What a great idea!!!
***ACOUSTIX: The Weightloss Tour***
I bet you guys will be starting a whole new wave of Quartet Tours now.
Forget Ireland!!! This is exactly what American quartets need. You guys
Here's something to think about guys. You may have to sacrifice one of your
own to have some American meat. That's right. You heard me. It's just
like the mountain climb scenarios. Just draw straws or something. It's for
the survival of the group you know!! Or maybe you won't have to resort to
straws....just wait for the first one to go down from bad sushi. There's an
idea. Better for one to give up a leg than for all to perish. Grey poupon
anyone? Goes well with Leg of Acoustix! Of course if you're having to make
this decision amongst yourselves....let me help you out. Rick and Joel are
out....just too thin and not worth the effort. That leaves Todd and Jason
to choose between. Let's see. Jason's a lawyer, right?
Hmmmmmmm......that's all I'm saying. Maybe you should check thigh
circumference. Yeah, maybe you better go with that criteria. I'd hate to
see something happen to someone by virtue of a career choice made long ago.
(Should have been a firefighter. Everyone seems to love them.)
Aaanyways, just know that we feel for ya! And hope you find some kind of
nutrition that is palatable. But you seriously might want to consider
getting a photo session for that next CD cover scheduled ASAP when you get
back. Make this experience work for you!
Lots of Texas love,
Prairie Winds Chorus
Check out Rendition's website: www.crstx.com/rendition
- THE MAN'S HUNGRY!! SOMEBODY FEED HIM!!!!
Have you EVER heard of such Cruelty! (man this cheese burger with
fries just dripped on my keyboard...)
--- In firstname.lastname@example.org, Dick Johnson <djspebs@e...> wrote:
> I seem to determine a condescending tone here .........
> Dj in MT