KINSEY SICKS PERFORM SATS. AND SUNS. IN APRIL!
- KINSEYS' OFF-BROADWAY SNEAK PREVIEW EXTENDED THRU APRIL!!!
SATURDAYS (10:30 p.m.) AND SUNDAYS (7:30 p.m.) FROM APRIL 8 - 30
You are incorrigibly invited! The Kinsey Sicks' March sneak preview of their
upcoming Off-Broadway show SOLD OUT, despite the addition of extra shows!
So, while awaiting their much-anticipated move to NYC, the girls have decided
to reprise the show , "New York or Bust", in April. Performances will once
again be at the New Conservatory Theatre Center, 25 Van Ness at Market. Call
415-861-8972 to order tickets NOW!
ADDED BONUS!! If you forward this email to six loved ones/creditors within
six hours (along with effusive false praise and insistence that they see the
show), you will have good luck!! Pope John P. of Vatican City forwarded the
message to HIS friends, and he got an all-expenses paid trip to the Holy
Land!!! When Dr. Laura S. of Hellspawn, NY DIDN'T forward this email, her
show was cancelled, and her secret marriage to Phyllis Schlaffly was publicly
Saturdays at 10:30 -- April 8, 15, 22, 29
Sundays at 7:30 -- April 9, 16, 23, 30
See you then!