Kinsey shows selling out in SF, Seattle, Napa!
- KINSEY SICKS SHOWS SELLING OUT IN SAN FRANCISCO, SEATTLE, AND NAPA!
To our deluded fans,
During this holiday season, the Kinsey Sicks give special thanks to those
with discretionary income and bad taste. We feel their presence every day. Our
big San Francisco show of "Oy Vey in a Manger" this Friday is already 80% sold
out! And our Thursday show in Napa and Sunday shows in Seattle are 80% sold
out as well!
If you want to see these shows - and who can blame you if you don't? - you
are hereby maladvised to buy your tickets NOW before they're all sold! Here's
SAN FRANCISCO: Friday, December 16
The Kinsey Sicks return to San Francisco for one night only, in "Oy Vey in a
Manger." Showtime is 8 pm at the Herbst Theatre, 401 Van Ness. Tickets are
available at www.cityboxoffice.com or by calling (415) 392-4400.
NAPA: Thursday, December 15
In what has become an annual fun-and-frolic, the Kinsey Sicks return to
Copia, the American Center for Wine, Food and the Arts. This time it's with our
holiday show, "Oy Vey in a Manger." For details, visit www.copia.org.
SEATTLE: Sunday, December 18
The Kinsey Sicks return to the Triple Door, 216 Union Street, with shows at 7
and 9:30. Tickets are available at www.tripledoor.net or by calling
PLUS: Don't forget that Kinsey Sicks merchandise makes an imperfect holiday
gift! Log onto www.kinseysicks.com now and make an impulse purchase you will
And mark your calendars:
KINSEY SICKS IN PUERTO VALLARTA, JAN 27-FEB 11!
Tickets are on sale now at www.bluechairs.com.
Love you mean it,
The Kinsey Sicks
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P.P.S. Winnie would like to announce that the lucky winner of the Kinsey
Year-End Wrap-Up Kwiz, who will receive a personally stamped and mailed (but not
autographed) "Oy Vey in a Manger" CD is Natalie Gladstein of Tallahassee,
Florida. Natalie's prose poem, "The Sun Rises in Winnie's Eyes," can be read at
www.kinseysicks.com/ilovewinnie.htm, along with the equally brown-nosing
responses of the runners-up.
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