SUCH EXCITEMENT BELOW!
(1) KINSEY SICKS PERFORM "OY VEY IN A MANGER" IN SAN FRANCISCO DEC. 16 ONLY!
(2) KINSEY SICKS PERFORM "OY VEY" IN SEATTLE DEC. 18 ONLY!
(3) KINSEY HOLIDAY MERCHANDISE SALE ENDS DEC. 13!
(4) FREE "OY VEY" CD TO THE 2005 KINSEY KWIZ WINNER!
Holiday Greetings, Sicksniks!
(1, 2) GUESS WHAT? ONLY 2 CHANCES TO SEE THE KINSEY SICKS THIS HOLIDAY
It can't be true! Okay, so there are 3 chances. Nonetheless, if you want us
to be part of your reveling, wassailing, or office holiday potty, you'll need
to plan decisively and act soon soon soon (tickets are going fast). Here are
our three measly performances of "Oy Vey in a Manger":
SAN FRANCISCO - FRIDAY DECEMBER 16, 8:00 PM
One night only at the Herbst Theatre, 401 Van Ness Ave.
Bring your parents, co-workers and burly UPS deliverypersons.
This show also celebrates the release of our fifth CD:
"Oy Vey in a Manger: Christmas Carols and Other Jewish Music."
TICKETS: (415) 392-4400 or www.cityboxoffice.com.
SEATTLE -- SUNDAY DECEMBER 18, 7:00 AND 9:30 PM
One night only at the Triple Door, 216 Union Street.
Bring your exes, neighborhood fishmongers and Hadassah officers.
TICKETS: (206) 838-4333.
And a special treat for you Wine Country denizens:
NAPA - THURSDAY DECEMBER 15, 8:00 PM
One night only at COPIA: The American Center for Wine, Food & the Arts
Bring your friends, loved ones and AA sponsees.
500 First Street, Napa
TICKETS: (707) 259-1600 or www.copia.org.
And find out about other upcoming gigs at www.kinseysicks.com/calendar.ht
(3) KINSEY MERCHANDISE ON SALE THROUGH DECEMBER 13 ONLY!
Got gifts? Kinsey Sicks merchandise is easier to wrap than maids a-milking
and less of a global health threat than geese a-laying. Plus right now Kinsey
Sicks CDs, posters and t-shirts are all on sale. Receive 20% off everything in
the store by ordering online by December 13. To order, visit
(4) ONE OF YOU LUCKY FANS WILL WIN A FREE "OY VEY IN A MANGER" CD! Hit reply
and send your answers to the following Kinsey Sicks 2005 Roundup Trivia Kwiz.
Include your name and address. If there is a tie, the winner will be chosen by
the same process commonly used when voting in our democracy, i.e. whoever's
name looks the most Jewish. Now here's the quiz:
TEST YOUR 2005 KINSEY SICKS IQ:
Which of the following was NOT a show performed by the Kinsey Sicks in 2005?
a. I Wanna Be a Republican
b. Oy Vey in a Manger
c. Sweet Smell of Sicks' Ass
d. Dragapella Las Vegas
Before going on stage at a recent performance in Wisconsin, a terrible
wardrobe accident resulted in a gaping hole in the lap area of Trixie's dress. What
was it shaped like? (5 points)
a. A Can of Hairspray
b. A Steam Iron
c. A Bong
d. Rachel's Lips
e. Other (specify)
The CD "Oy Vey in a Manger" contains a hidden track that includes a member of
the Kinsey Sicks ranting in what language? (5 points)
d. Hieratic Egyptian
Which event did NOT feature the Kinsey Sicks in 2005? (5 points)
a. Montreal "Just For Laughs" Comedy Festival
b. Tampa International Lesbian & Gay Film Festival
c. Provincetown Carnival Parade
d. Scooter Libby Grand Jury Hearings
Extra Credit Essay Question (10 points):
Who is your favorite Kinsey and why? Please show your work and give examples.
(In answering, keep in mind that this contest will be judged exclusively and
impartially by Winnie. Top answers will be posted at
Happy Kislev to All, And to All a Good Night!
THE KINSEY SICKS
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