Kinsey Sicks in Seattle, Portland, Napa & San Francisco!
- KINSEYS IN SEATTLE, PORTLAND, NAPA & SAN FRANCISCO!
PLUS, HOLIDAY KINSEY MERCHANDISE SALE!
Lost your political appetite? Nauseated by the sanctimonious crap you're
being fed? Not to worry: America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet is
serving up a post-election "Blue States Special," with upcoming shows in
Washington State, Oregon and California. Get rid of what's eating you at the following
Portland, OR, Thurs Nov 11. This show, at the Student Union at Reed College
at 8 pm, is open to Reed College students and their guests only. Make a
friend at Reed College quick!
Seattle, Friday Nov 12. Two shows! 7:30pm and 10pm. Come see us at
Seattle's most prestigious music club, the Triple Door, 216 Union Street. For
reservations, call (206) 838-4333.
Napa, CA, Monday Nov 29. Do some whine tasting with the Kinsey Sicks at
COPIA: The American Center for Wine, Food & the Arts, 500 First Street, in Napa at
8 pm. For tickets click on www.museumtix.com, and choose "COPIA" and
San Francisco: Nov 24-Dec 31. "OY VEY IN A MANGER!", the Kinsey Sicks' hit
holiday show, guaranteed to stamp out holiday cheer! Now in its second year at
NCTC, the show will premiere new songs sensibly excluded from last year's
production. Tickets are on sale now! Call (415) 861-8972 or visit
www.ticketweb.com and search "Oy Vey" or "Kinsey Sicks".
PLUS: HOLIDAY SALE ON ALL KINSEY SICKS MERCHANDISE!
Order Kinsey Sicks merchandise at www.kinseysicks.com by December 15 and get
the same bad taste for 20% off! What can be a better passive-aggressive
display of gratitude to your loved ones who voted for Dubya than a gift of the
Kinsey CD, "I Wanna Be a Republican" - or a complete set of four CDs and a
T-shirt? Use the savings to help pay off the burgeoning national debt! Order now to
inflict maximal damage! (Please note that orders must be received by Dec 15
to arrive by Christmas. Oh, and Hannukah is early this year - act quickly to
offend the Jews in your lives in a timely manner!)
Yours in moral values,
The Kinsey Sicks
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