Kinsey Sicks in Provincetown, Vegas and San Francisco!
- "Kinsey Sicks: I WANNA BE A REPUBLICAN"
Provincetown - August 13 and 15
San Francisco (encore performance) - August 28
"Kinsey Sicks: DRAGAPELLA!"
Las Vegas - August 26 and 27
The Kinsey Sicks are proud to announce that they have been selected by
President Bush to be the country's first National Intelligence Director. The
responsibilities involved in taking the helm of the Intelligence Community will not
be entirely new to the Kinseys, who have already held key positions of
leadership in the Ignorance Community, the Puzzled Bewilderment Community and the
Nearly Insufferable Stupidity Community. In fact, much of the Ignorance, Puzzled
Bewilderment and Nearly Insufferable Stupidity evident in the country today are
the direct result of the Kinsey Sicks' efforts over the past years.
As part of their new duties cultivating Intelligence nationwide, the Kinsey
Sicks will be hitting the road this month performing in Provincetown, San
Francisco and Las Vegas (yes -- all three coasts!).
"I WANNA BE A REPUBLICAN"
** Provincetown's Town Hall, August 13 & 15 only!
** San Francisco's Herbst Theatre, August 28 only!
"I WANNA BE A REPUBLICAN" - the Kinsey Sicks election year spectacle - has
been praised as "a campy, slapstick-funny, red-white-and-blue musical revue that
pillories the Grand Old Party with timely, devastating political satire....
It is a sharp-witted show [that] would make Michael Moore proud." (Bay Area
And indeed these words might be true -- we will let you know after we look up
"pillories," which until this moment we thought to be a type of ladies' hat.
We do know, for what it's worth, that the show has been repeatedly described
as "Fahrenheit 911 in Drag" which, for those of you residing overseas, would
be "Celsius 488.33 in Drag." (Just trying to be helpful.) This is the Kinsey
Sicks' most powerful (and time-sensitive) show ever, and should not be missed.
For PTown Tickets, call (508) 487-9793, or go to
For San Francisco Tickets, call (415) 392-4400 or go to
"DRAGAPELLA STARRING THE KINSEY SICKS"
Las Vegas, August 26 and 27
What, you think that after Linda Ronstadt we'd do "I Wanna Be a Republican"
in Vegas? Nope. No Dixie Sicks we! (Unless, of course, we were certain we
could sell hundreds of CDs at full price for burning purposes.)
Instead, we are treating Las Vegas to two breath-taking evenings of the best,
the worst and the most spectacular of the Kinsey Sicks. This will be a saucy
evening not to be missed.
For tickets, call the Westin Box Office at (702) 836-9775 or go to
The Kinsey Sicks