Re: laugh break
- --- In firstname.lastname@example.org, laquerencia33 wrote:
> preparation for the coming post...Nah, the UPS man has nothing on the Schwan's food guy!
> "Why I Have A Crush On You, UPS Man"
> by Alice N. Persons
> you bring me all the things I order
> are never in a bad mood
> always have a jaunty wave as you drive away
> look good in your brown shorts
> we have an ideal uncomplicated relationship
> you're like a cute boyfriend with great legs
> who always brings the perfect present
> (why, it's just what I've always wanted!)
> and then is considerate enough to go away
> oh, UPS Man, let's hop in your clean brown truck and elope !
> ditch your job, I'll ditch mine
> let's hit the road for Brownsville
> and tempt each other
> with all the luscious brown foods â"
> roast beef, dark chocolate,
> brownies, Guinness, homemade pumpernickel, molasses cookies
> I'll make you my mama's bourbon pecan pie
> we'll give all the packages to kind looking strangers
> live in a cozy wood cabin
> with a brown dog or two
> and a black and brown tabby
> I'm serious, UPS Man. Let's do it.
> Where do I sign?