>A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says
>the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'does not
>The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
>misunderstood you. What did you say?'
>'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'
>'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in
>The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to
>inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary
>have to listen to that foul language.million
>They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,
>'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?'
> 'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200
>bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to getrid of
>some of this damn money. 'time?'
>'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard