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  • gaelman58
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    Message 1 of 1 , Jul 22, 2007
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      >
      >A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says
      to
      >the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'
      >
      >The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
      >misunderstood you. What did you say?'
      >
      >'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'
      >
      >'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in
      >this church.'
      >
      >
      >The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to
      >inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary
      does not
      >have to listen to that foul language.
      >
      >They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,
      >'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?'
      >
      >
      > 'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200
      million
      >bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get
      rid of
      >some of this damn money. '
      >
      >'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard
      time?'

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