Re: Trolls on tour
- --- In email@example.com, "elfuncle"
> The Unthinkable Facility is always vacant for visitors, because the
> residents don't shit; they're chronically constipated. That's the
> part of the plan, this Unthinkable Facility always being vacant likedark
> that, with a gaping abyss into the center of the earth and all those
> bats and vampires and werewolves and rats and babysnakes, maggots,
> scorpions, u name it, all possessed, all cursed. And in the pitch
> of night there in the Abyss, in the Unthinkable Facility, dwell theand
> ghosts of Himmler, G?g, Goebbles, Adolf himself, Eichmann, Mengele,
> all the other evil Nazis. Yep, they're right there in theUnthinkable
> Facility together with the asuric rats, responsible for itsresidents'
> sick and twisted obsession with Nazism and Nazi war crimes -- anprofessing
> obsession that makes them resemble Nazis on the inside while
> something else on the outside, which they believe.It's those WORDS man! "Words are ideas dressed up for our physical
benefit". When words are all you got, and you got a private
dictionary for a wardrobe, you can dress up a maniquine to look like
Rudolf Steiner in a Nazi uniform. Hell, you can even dress yourself
up to look like an historian. And you can even dress up the universe
as a 500 page "accident" and human beings as 700 page "Ape with a
slightly higher intelligence".
The reason they resemble Nazi's on the inside, is that the invisible
aspect of being human had been staunchly defined in ....WORDS!
Pictures create a demand for far to many words and thus are scarey,
and turn into all the creepy things that go bump in the waldorf
I've coined a new phrase: "wordiest". It's an atheist with an
addiction to words. A troll in a way but unaware, but that doesn't
stop them from going on tour. I hearby decree a national "wordiest"
holiday cause I just don't think it's fair, with all the religious
holidays every year. Hell it can be a national troll holiday as well!
And what better day than April 1'st!
Thank you for such a wonderful tour, my good sir!
AKA official troll agent "Fishercat".