Re: [anthroposophy_tomorrow] Re: Rapture, Bush-style duplicity
- Tarjei Straume < > wrote:
We need a candidate. I say let's
> nominate Griselda forFriends, trolls, anthromen! Dear beloved wonderful
special people of Anthroposophy Tomorrow!
I hereby humbly accept the nomination put forward by
our most honorable friend Tarjei "Uncle Taz" Straume
to become President of this great nation.
I guarantee I have it in me to screw up more
wonderfully than all previous presidents combined,
democrat and republican alike. I am apolitical and
therefore won't fail in handling unjust privileges to
all sides. I am an equal opportunity hater and will
make damn sure every citizen gets fucked fairly.
People will criticize me for invading countries.
They will criticize me for not invading countries.
I won't give a rat's ass in any case. Like those
beautiful folks in the Jerry Springer show, my motto
will be: "You don't know me!!I do what I want!!!"
I will spend my days having hot sex with list members
in the oval office, preferably at the same time and as
long as they are men and their names are
Frank and Gaelman. In fact they will be my closest
(literally) advisors. I will make Catholicism this
nation's official religion just so that Gaelman would
er, do "things" to me. I will ban all sports except
baseball, which will then be played non stop, only to
keep Frank constantly hor...I mean, "aroused".
And that's basically what I'll do really. I'm
tired of this pre presidential work shitload already.
I'll let Herr Holderlin write my speeches from now on.
Just ignore the elephant-bashing bits if they don't
come balanced by donkey-bashing bits.
Hail to me,
---> At 21:56 01.03.2005, Bradford wrote:
> Thanks Bradford. Now we know that we can hack
> ourselves into the White
> House if we want - I mean, hack ourselves into the
> Presidency. We need a
> substantial number of votes to make it credible, of
> course. But I do have a
> computer engineer right here at home, still at the
> university working on
> his doctorate, far away in Oslo, but this kind of
> thing is not hindered by
> oceans and continents as long as we have the right
> kind of network. Bring
> in some more of his ilk, and we'll have the brains.
> The next thing we need
> is the talent. We need a candidate. I say let's
> nominate Griselda for
> president. She's our guru, and if she wins with a
> little help from our
> hackers, she'll be our goddess. We'll do a much
> better job than the Bush
> camp; we'll give you a landslide, and nobody will
> ever know how we pulled
> it off. JoAnn can be the campaign manager, Bradford
> the political analyst,
> Danny the speech writer - and we also need a
> Propaganda Minister, right? A
> minster of Truth? Who would that be?
> Hmmmm.... Mayve that eledonk we were talking about
> earlier isn't such a bad
> idea after all....
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> er, do "things" to me. I will ban all sports exceptHeil Griselda,
> baseball, which will then be played non stop, only to
> keep Frank constantly hor...I mean, "aroused".
I suggest we buy the NY Mets with the money saved when you eliminate social