- Apr 7, 2012View Source
--- In firstname.lastname@example.org, "ted.wrinch" <ted.wrinch@...> wrote:
> "Organize surprising and devastating Tet offensives."
> Maybe I've done that already?
What you did was a Ted offensive, and you should keep that up and combine it with Asian guerilla tactics with underground tunnels and all that. Use the Waldorf basements, recruit the zombies entombed there, move in and out of the shadows, and hit them suddenly and hard. The Tet Offensive, launched on January 30, 1968, was the turning point in the Vietnam War. A bunch of poor, barefoot peasants beat the biggest and best equipped war machine the world had ever seen. LBJ and Tricky Dick were gonna bomb them back to the stone-age; LBJ called it "a little piss-ant country," and yet they beat the mighty Pentagon and CIA combined with all their murderous arsenal and military superiority. In other words, a Ted-Tet-Offensive would be invincible.