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    From: Br. Ron ... Bradford comments; This, this man with his sense of humor is priceless! Bro. Ron We both liked to hang out in
    Message 1 of 2 , Jan 3, 2003
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      From: "Br. Ron" <rlloyd@...>
      >Subject: Re: [anthroposophy] Back to the Blacksmith
      >Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 00:29:35 -0800

      Bradford comments;

      This, this man with his sense of humor is priceless!

      Bro. Ron

      We both liked to hang out in Montana,...we both smoked a lot
      >of dope in the 70s.....We both have egos the size of a Buick.
      >
      >But until you remove your head from the Southern orifice of that
      >North bound mule and come down from that wearisome, overcrowded
      >Anthroposophical ivory tower of pseudo-intellectual superiority,
      >you won't even make it to the Powder Puff Derby.
      >
      >There is hope, however...We'll start by leaning you up against a tree
      >and hosing you off...then a shave, a haircut and a new suit...
      >
      >Then we can get you a bunch of books on how to kiss babies, etc.

      Bradford comments;

      What follows is a lie and I wish to offer several insights into the Art of
      lying:

      ******** " To lie habitually, as a way of life, is to lose contact with the
      unconscious. It is like taking sleeping pills, which confer sleep but
      blot out dreaming. The unconscious wants truth. It ceases to
      speak to those who want something else more than truth.

      In speaking of lies, we come inevitably to the subject of truth.
      There is nothing simple or easy about the idea. There is no �the
      truth," "a truth" - truth is not one thing, or even a system. It is
      an increasing complexity. The pattern of the carpet is a surface.
      When we look closely, or when we become weavers, we learn of
      the tiny multiple threads unseen in the overall pattern, the knots
      on the underside of the carpet.

      This is why the effort to speak honestly is so important. Lies are
      usually attempts to make everything simpler-for the liar-than it
      really is, or ought to be. "

      We assume politicians are without honor. We read their
      statements trying to crack the code. The scandals of their
      politics: not that men in high places lie, only that they do so with
      such indifference, so endlessly, still expecting to be believed. We
      are accustomed to the contempt inherent in the political lie. "

      I believe Oscar Wilde attempted to uncover the mystical attraction we have
      to "The Art of Lying" Here is where the Intellectual Soul/ Emotional
      Sentient Soul and Global Political Consciousness Soul are fueled by
      Luciferic forces..

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^No animals were hurt during the writing of this filthy fiction.
      This is a work of fiction and applies to no characters living or dead. The
      names were chosen at a random drawing by the Nuns of St. Mary's after the
      Mogan David was passed around for the third
      time.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      The Next Woodrow

      Alright, there is no doubt, Bro. Ron must be hired for Joel's campaign
      manager or Political strategist. In the distinguished model of the current
      manager of the double of George Bush- Karl Rove - and the infamous Colonel
      House, who managed our beloved Woodrow Wilson, I see that Bro. Ron must be
      the campaign manager for Joel. However, I also saw a dark shadowy figure,
      assisting Joel, over the hurdles of Foreign policy, it wasn't the court
      astrologer, no... Wait, it's coming clearer, Stud.. Stab... Stubby.. no..
      STARGAZER or STARGEEZER..

      Ah, a mysterious Political strategist, Dr. STARGEEZER. He portends the
      unseen forces while Bro. Ron warms up the crowd. Enter Joel, his speeches
      well crafted by Stargeezer, with punctuated Jokes by Bro. RON and shaaabaam!
      The candidate Joel:

      Bro. Ron in smoky cigar back room with a lot of southern speaking gentleman:

      ****** " Let me allay yor faers gentleman.. He's a man who for the
      confederate flag, He knows America.. and for all our pork barrel
      constituency, he is freinds with the native american gambling casinos and
      lotteries.. he ain't afraid to put on the tribal head dress. I seen him do
      it before. He got appeal to the liberal jungians as well.. He is so calm, I
      see seen 'im walk on water.. why you know that, how many in dis room has
      fallen asleep to the peaceful wheezing of our man Joel.. See what I mean? He
      can lull the crowd into a peaceful slumber. Americans won't even know what
      'it em. No faer about our oil concerns.. STARGEEZER has brought his hypnotic
      poorers to bear and whenever the mention of "big spender" is used in a
      speech or someone uses this verbal code, Joel will go under like Lawrence
      Harvey in "The Manchurian Candidate"... And, we got ourselves a fella who
      relies, not on no gun toting.. he ain't gonna be interested in no patriot
      b.s., he be wantin the world to live under the peace of all souls..
      meaning.. all souls in all the country got their own stack a nuclear
      weaponry which we sold em.. Peace is Joel's primary global message. Peace on
      Earth and nukes underground.. there it is.. the slogon we been looking for..
      "PEACE ON All TRIBAL SACRED GROUNDS AND HIDE ALL OUR NUKES UNDERGROUND"

      Ain't nothin' to worry about.. STargeezer can hypnotize capitalistic policy
      and put a good Christiaan spin on it for global domination and I will make
      sure Joel got photo OPS at Wicca, Sweat Lodges, gettin outta big limos and
      wearing over sized texas hats, spattered with oil out on the rigs..hard hats
      for the blue's working stiffs, and plenty a ladies lunches.. photoed with
      Soccer Moms and getting out of SUV's with the little league... AT opening
      Bell on Wall STREET we'll get Joel sprinkling Holy WAter for the Catholics
      so the Markets ill have that Orthodox blessing feeling. And we tain't
      forgettin the Baptists.. We'll get him dunked more soggy then a Donut at a
      Policeman's ball..

      Now, Joel got one peculiar issue we caan't seem to erase.. He wants to teach
      the Poleez about Kindness, Compassion and Karma.. instead of the three R's..
      he'll run the Three K's.. Kindness-Kompassion-Karma.. and that, is the new
      thing that will carry our candidate over the top.. We might have to make it
      the four K's.. Kindness-Kompassion-Kars and Karma that 'ill hit em in their
      subconscious when they think of their 401 K's they'll automatically think of
      following the kindness and sincerity of the President and give em all their
      money.. It will be his opening mantra.. "Our country was founded on the foa
      K's... Kindness-Kompassion-Kars and Karma.." Stargeezer will put together a
      kinda a Founding Father opening Speech with a New Age esoteric spin to it..
      and I tell you'all we got ourselves a man foa da future.. a man for the Sol
      of the masses..

      And bottom line, we keep the eye of Sauron err. Poindexter's Eye on em and
      we require Joel to wear the RING of office.. and we all know what the RING
      OF OFFICE does to a man's soul.. that's why nobody with half a brain would
      even seek to be President. But Power.. we can handle Power, and that is why,
      gennnlemin we know your $10,000 a plate dinner and free strippers for every
      one this even' (Cheers) is goin to support the finest candidate since
      Woodrow Wilson and Colonel House..."

      Stargeezer, at the end of session, burst into the smoky room with his long
      black cape and deep set eyes.. most everyone was leery of this magician but
      they trusted that the Global SEats of Power would be well manipulated by his
      keen, all seeing, all knowing EYe. In fact there was movement under way to
      put his Right Eye, as the New Eye above the dollar bill.. it had a natural
      sickly green color to it already. The room fell silent and everyone parted
      to allow The STARGEEZER to sit at his seat at the head of the table, framed
      by a pitcher a the great mystic and discoverer of Lost Atlantis...E.C.

      Just then the Strippers burst into the room and the tinny piano startin
      beltin out Billy Joel something or other.. I sat down and started pullin out
      single ten dollar bills, folding them carefully...Vegas is a wonderful
      convention town..I lifted my Jack Daniels - Here's to Joel!!!

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    • Br. Ron
      My god, this is rich, Bradford. I am still wiping tears from me eyes! I can see why you are friends with Tom Mellett. Such a rich wealth of creativity
      Message 2 of 2 , Jan 3, 2003
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        My god, this is rich, Bradford.
        I am still wiping tears from me eyes!
         
        I can see why you are friends with
        Tom Mellett.
         
        Such a rich wealth of creativity there.... 
         
        BR
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
        ----- Original Message -----
        From: "Bradford Riley" <holderlin66@...>
        Sent: Friday, January 03, 2003 8:51 AM
        Subject: [anthroposophy] Back to the Backroom

        > From: "Br. Ron" <rlloyd@...>
        > >Subject: Re: [anthroposophy] Back to the
        Blacksmith
        > >Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 00:29:35 -0800
        >
        >
        Bradford comments;
        >
        > This, this man with his sense of humor is
        priceless!
        >
        > Bro. Ron
        >
        > We both liked to hang out
        in Montana,...we both smoked a lot
        > >of dope in the 70s.....We both
        have egos the size of a Buick.
        > >
        > >But until you remove
        your head from the Southern orifice of that
        > >North bound mule and
        come down from that wearisome, overcrowded
        > >Anthroposophical ivory
        tower of pseudo-intellectual superiority,
        > >you won't even make it to
        the Powder Puff Derby.
        > >
        > >There is hope, however...We'll
        start by leaning you up against a tree
        > >and hosing you off...then a
        shave, a haircut and a new suit...
        > >
        > >Then we can get you
        a bunch of books on how to kiss babies, etc.
        >
        > Bradford
        comments;
        >
        > What follows is a lie and I wish to offer several
        insights into the Art of
        > lying:
        >
        > ******** " To lie
        habitually, as a way of life, is to lose contact with the
        > unconscious.
        It is like taking sleeping pills, which confer sleep but
        > blot out
        dreaming. The unconscious wants truth. It ceases to
        > speak to those who
        want something else more than truth.
        >
        > In speaking of lies, we
        come inevitably to the subject of truth.
        > There is nothing simple or easy
        about the idea. There is no "the
        > truth," "a truth" - truth is not one
        thing, or even a system. It is
        > an increasing complexity. The pattern of
        the carpet is a surface.
        > When we look closely, or when we become
        weavers, we learn of
        > the tiny multiple threads unseen in the overall
        pattern, the knots
        > on the underside of the carpet.
        >
        > This
        is why the effort to speak honestly is so important. Lies are
        > usually
        attempts to make everything simpler-for the liar-than it
        > really is, or
        ought to be. "
        >
        > We assume politicians are without honor. We read
        their
        > statements trying to crack the code. The scandals of their
        >
        politics: not that men in high places lie, only that they do so with
        >
        such indifference, so endlessly, still expecting to be believed. We
        > are
        accustomed to the contempt inherent in the political lie. "
        >
        > I
        believe Oscar Wilde attempted to uncover the mystical attraction we have
        > to "The Art of Lying" Here is where the Intellectual Soul/ Emotional
        > Sentient Soul and Global Political Consciousness Soul are fueled by
        > Luciferic forces..
        >
        > ^^^^^^^^^^^^No animals were hurt
        during the writing of this filthy fiction.
        > This is a work of fiction
        and applies to no characters living or dead. The
        > names were chosen at a
        random drawing by the Nuns of St. Mary's after the
        > Mogan David was
        passed around for the third
        >
        time.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        >
        >
                         The Next Woodrow
        >
        > Alright, there is no doubt, Bro. Ron must be
        hired for Joel's campaign
        > manager or Political strategist. In the
        distinguished model of the current
        > manager of the double of George
        Bush- Karl Rove - and the infamous Colonel
        > House, who managed our
        beloved Woodrow Wilson, I see that Bro. Ron must be
        > the campaign
        manager for Joel. However, I also saw a dark shadowy figure,
        > assisting
        Joel, over the hurdles of Foreign policy, it wasn't the court
        >
        astrologer, no... Wait, it's coming clearer, Stud.. Stab... Stubby.. no..
        > STARGAZER or STARGEEZER..
        >
        > Ah, a mysterious Political
        strategist, Dr. STARGEEZER. He portends the
        > unseen forces while Bro.
        Ron warms up the crowd. Enter Joel, his speeches
        > well crafted by
        Stargeezer, with punctuated Jokes by Bro. RON and shaaabaam!
        > The
        candidate Joel:
        >
        > Bro. Ron in smoky cigar back room with a lot of
        southern speaking gentleman:
        >
        > ****** "  Let me allay yor
        faers gentleman.. He's a man who for the
        > confederate flag, He knows
        America.. and for all our pork barrel
        > constituency, he is freinds with
        the native american gambling casinos and
        > lotteries.. he ain't afraid to
        put on the tribal head dress.  I seen him do
        > it before. He got
        appeal to the liberal jungians as well.. He is so calm, I
        > see seen 'im
        walk on water.. why you know that, how many in dis room has
        > fallen
        asleep to the peaceful wheezing of our man Joel.. See what I mean? He
        >
        can lull the crowd into a peaceful slumber. Americans won't even know what
        > 'it em. No faer about our oil concerns.. STARGEEZER has brought his
        hypnotic
        > poorers to bear and whenever the mention of "big spender" is
        used in a
        > speech or someone uses this verbal code, Joel will go under
        like Lawrence
        > Harvey in "The Manchurian Candidate"... And, we got
        ourselves a fella who
        > relies, not on no gun toting.. he ain't gonna be
        interested in no patriot
        > b.s., he be wantin the world to live under the
        peace of all souls..
        > meaning.. all souls in all the country got their
        own stack a nuclear
        > weaponry which we sold em.. Peace is Joel's primary
        global message. Peace on
        > Earth and nukes underground.. there it is..
        the slogon we been looking for..
        > "PEACE ON All TRIBAL SACRED GROUNDS
        AND HIDE ALL OUR NUKES UNDERGROUND"
        >
        > Ain't nothin' to worry
        about.. STargeezer can hypnotize capitalistic policy
        > and put a good
        Christiaan spin on it for global domination and I will make
        > sure Joel
        got photo OPS at Wicca, Sweat Lodges, gettin outta big limos and
        >
        wearing over sized texas hats, spattered with oil out on the rigs..hard hats
        > for the blue's working stiffs, and plenty a ladies lunches.. photoed
        with
        > Soccer Moms and getting out of SUV's with the little league... AT
        opening
        > Bell on Wall STREET we'll get Joel sprinkling Holy WAter for
        the Catholics
        > so the Markets ill have that Orthodox blessing feeling.
        And we tain't
        > forgettin the Baptists.. We'll get him dunked more soggy
        then a Donut at a
        > Policeman's ball..
        >
        > Now, Joel got one
        peculiar issue we caan't seem to erase.. He wants to teach
        > the Poleez
        about Kindness, Compassion and Karma.. instead of the three R's..
        > he'll
        run the Three K's.. Kindness-Kompassion-Karma.. and that, is the new
        >
        thing that will carry our candidate over the top.. We might have to make it
        > the four K's.. Kindness-Kompassion-Kars and Karma that 'ill hit em in
        their
        > subconscious when they think of their 401 K's they'll
        automatically think of
        > following the kindness and sincerity of the
        President and give em all their
        > money.. It will be his opening mantra..
        "Our country was founded on the foa
        > K's... Kindness-Kompassion-Kars and
        Karma.." Stargeezer will put together a
        > kinda a Founding Father opening
        Speech with a New Age esoteric spin to it..
        > and I tell you'all we got
        ourselves a man foa da future.. a man for the Sol
        > of the
        masses..
        >
        > And bottom line, we keep the eye of Sauron err.
        Poindexter's Eye on em and
        > we require Joel to wear the RING of office..
        and we all know what the RING
        > OF OFFICE does to a man's soul.. that's
        why nobody with half a brain would
        > even seek to be President. But
        Power.. we can handle Power, and that is why,
        > gennnlemin we know your
        $10,000 a plate dinner and free strippers for every
        > one this even'
        (Cheers) is goin to support the finest candidate since
        > Woodrow Wilson
        and Colonel House..."
        >
        > Stargeezer, at the end of session, burst
        into the smoky room with his long
        > black cape and deep set eyes.. most
        everyone was leery of this magician but
        > they trusted that the Global
        SEats of Power would be well manipulated by his
        > keen, all seeing, all
        knowing EYe. In fact there was movement under way to
        > put his Right Eye,
        as the New Eye above the dollar bill.. it had a natural
        > sickly green
        color to it already. The room fell silent and everyone parted
        > to allow
        The STARGEEZER to sit at his seat at the head of the table, framed
        > by a
        pitcher a the great mystic and discoverer of Lost Atlantis...E.C.
        >
        > Just then the Strippers burst into the room and the tinny piano startin
        > beltin out Billy Joel something or other.. I sat down and started
        pullin out
        > single ten dollar bills, folding them carefully...Vegas is a
        wonderful
        > convention town..I lifted my Jack Daniels - Here's to
        Joel!!!
        >
        >
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