I agree that with alot of supposedly meaningful talk, a photo essay
like this, and the stupid incomprehensibility of math just might
bring home the point better. You googled Peter Howard and were
satisfied. What can I say.
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, "Valerie Walsh" <wdenval@...>
> Well, I think it's so much cuter when you can see the pictures but
> the dachshound didn't want to transfer for some reason and a
> of these are just too long for the photo's caption so I'm copying
> text here as well.-Val
> How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
> 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've
> our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
> stupid burned out bulb?
> 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
> not up to code.
> 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
> 4. Rottweiler: Make me.
> 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the
> 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light
> Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please,
> 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these
> from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make
> one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
> advantage of the situation.
> 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing
> the walls and furniture.
> 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see
> light bulb!
> 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet
> the dark.
> 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking
> light bulb."
> 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
> 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
> little circle...
> 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll
> it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be