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  • Annmarie Robertson
    Great Joke need to remember that for all my friends!!!! lol ... Betty Madison, WI ... From: YBLUEJAY@aol.com
    Message 1 of 4 , Mar 28, 2002
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      Great Joke need to remember that for all my
      friends!!!! lol

      --- Betty Hicks <missbetty37@...> wrote:
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      Betty<BR>
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      From: YBLUEJAY@...<BR>
      Date: Monday, March 25, 2002 05:08:30 PM<BR>
      To: BDebbear@...<BR>
      Subject: Drunk and Falling Down<BR>
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      Drunk and Falling Down <BR>
      A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the
      drunk stood up to <BR>
      leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one
      more time, to the<BR>
      same <BR>
      result. <BR>
      He figured he'd crawl outside to get some fresh air,
      since maybe that <BR>
      would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell
      flat on his face. So<BR>
      he <BR>
      decided to crawl the four blocks to his house. <BR>
      <BR>
      When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell
      flat on his face. <BR>
      <BR>
      He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When
      he reached his bed <BR>
      he tried one more time to stand up. <BR>
      <BR>
      This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he
      quickly fell right <BR>
      into bed and was sound asleep the second his head hit
      the pillow. <BR>
      <BR>
      He was awakened the next morning by his wife shouting,
      "So you've been <BR>
      out drinking again, have you?!" <BR>
      <BR>
      "No! What makes you say that?" he asked,
      putting on his best innocent <BR>
      expression. <BR>
      <BR>
      "The pub called.! .. you forgot your wheelchair
      again <BR>
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    • Betty Hicks
      Thanks, After I sent it, I got to thinking Oh man, I hope nobody got offended by it. I m glad you liked it. Betty Madison, WI [Non-text portions of this
      Message 2 of 4 , Mar 29, 2002
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        Thanks, After I sent it, I got to thinking 'Oh man, I hope nobody got
        offended by it. I'm glad you liked it.

        Betty
        Madison, WI

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      • chami98@aol.com
        Betty, I ve heard this joke awhile ago and I loved it. It is a great one!! The scary thing is now it almost sounds like me, at times, Hehe. I forget I need to
        Message 3 of 4 , Mar 30, 2002
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          Betty,
          I've heard this joke awhile ago and I loved it. It is a great one!! The scary
          thing is now it almost sounds like me, at times, Hehe. I forget I need to use
          my crutch to stand up! lol.

          ~~Christina


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