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  • Malcolm Printer
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    Message 1 of 2 , Oct 23, 2006
      Thanks Ramjee!

      Malcolm
      --- ramjee.n@... wrote:

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      > TEACHER : Kittu, why are you doing your math sums
      > on the floor?
      >
      > KITTU : You told me to do it without using tables!
      >
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      > TEACHER : Kittu, how do you spell "crocodile"?
      >
      > KITTU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
      >
      > TEACHER : No, that's wrong
      >
      > KITTU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I
      > spell it!
      >
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      >
      >
      > TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
      >
      > KITTU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
      >
      > TEACHER : What are you talking about?
      >
      > KITTU : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
      >
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      >
      >
      >
      > TEACHER : Kittu, go to the map and find North
      > America.
      >
      > KITTU : Here it is!
      >
      > TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered
      > America?
      >
      > CLASS : Kittu!
      >
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      >
      >
      >
      > TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by
      > biting insects?
      >
      > KITTU : Don't bite any.
      >
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      > *-*-*-*-* -**-*-*-* -
      >
      >
      > TEACHER : Kittu, give me a sentence starting with
      > "I".
      >
      > KITTU : I is...
      >
      > TEACHER : No, Kittu. Always say, "I am."
      >
      > KITTU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
      > alphabet."
      >
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      > *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-
      >
      >
      >
      > TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of
      > "COINCIDENCE?"
      >
      > KITTU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
      > the same day, same time."
      >
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      >
      >
      > TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down
      > his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing
      > it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
      > him?"
      >
      > KITTU : "Because George still had the axe in his
      > hand?"
      >
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      >
      >
      > TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are
      > wearing, one is green and one is blue with red
      > spots!
      >
      > KITTU : Yes it's really strange. I've got another
      > pair just like that at home.
      >
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      > *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*-
      >
      >
      > TEACHER : Kittu, your composition on "My Dog" is
      > exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy
      > his?
      >
      > KITTU : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
      >
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      >
      > TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on
      > talking when people are no longer interested?
      >
      > KITTU : A teacher
      >


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