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  • porter_ia
    This is the last of my semester s work and I can t get it to work! Could someone please help me to get this thing to run random quotes? TIA for any help.
    Message 1 of 1 , Aug 6, 2002
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      This is the last of my semester's work and I can't get it to work!
      Could someone please help me to get this thing to run random quotes?
      TIA for any help.


      <HTML>
      <HEAD>
      <TITLE>The Mark Twain Quotes Page</TITLE>

      <SCRIPT>
      <!--- Hide from older browsers
      function QuoteTxt (aQuoteNumber) {
      var aQuote = newArray();
      Quote[0]="I smoked in moderation, only one cigar at a time.";
      Quote[1]="Be careful of reading health books, you might die
      of misprint.";
      Quote[2]= "Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs
      to.";
      Quote[3]="Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or
      no influence on society.";
      Quote[4]="One of the most striking differences between a cat
      and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.";
      return Quote[aQuoteNumber];
      }
      //Stop hiding -->
      </SCRIPT>
      </HEAD>

      <BODY TEXT="#000000" LINKS="#00FF00" BACKGROUND="Paper.gif">
      <TABLE WIDTH=600 BORDER=0 CELLPADDING=5 CELLSPACING=0>

      <!---Random Mark Twain Quote --->
      <TR><TD BGCOLOR="#FFFFCC" COLSPAN=2 ALIGN=CENTER>
      <FONT COLOR=BROWN FACE="Arial, Helvetica, Sans Serif" SIZE=2>
      <SCRIPT>
      <!--- Hide from older browsers
      (document.write(aQuote.length -1));
      //Stop hiding -->
      </SCRIPT>
      </FONT>
      </TD></TR>

      <TR>
      <!--- Mark Twain graphic --->
      <TD VALIGN=TOP ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=230>
      <IMG SRC="Twain.gif" WIDTH=200 HEIGHT=302 ALT="Mark Twain"><BR>
      </TD>

      <!--- Page title --->
      <TD WIDTH=370 ROWSPAN=2 VALIGN=TOP>
      <IMG SRC="Logo.gif">

      <!--- Page description --->
      <P>Mark Twain is one of our most commonly quoted authors. The
      words of
      Mark Twain have enlivened speeches for the past century. Many a
      candidate
      running for higher office has skewered the incumbent by quoting
      Twain:
      "... that there is no distinctly native American criminal class
      except
      Congress."</P>
      <P>This page is dedicated to the collected works of Mark Twain,
      with a
      special emphasis on his quotes and maxims. You can also look for
      additional Mark Twain quotes at the sites listed below:</P>

      <!--- Links to other Web pages --->
      <IMG SRC="Button.gif"><A
      HREF="http://www.tarleton.edu/~schmidt/Mark_Twain.html">Mark Twain
      Quotations</A><BR>
      <IMG SRC="Button.gif"><A
      HREF="http://salwen.com/mtquotes.html">The Quotable Mark Twain</A><BR>
      <IMG SRC="Button.gif"><A
      HREF="http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/8156/Twain.html">Mark
      Twain Daily Quote</A><BR>
      <IMG SRC="Button.gif"><A
      HREF="http://www.lib.berkeley.edu/BANC/MTP/">The Mark Twain
      Project</A><BR>
      <IMG SRC="Button.gif"><A
      HREF="http://marktwain.miningco.com/library/weekly/aa080597.htm">Maxim
      s and Misattributed Quotes</A><BR>
      </TD>
      </TR>
      </TABLE>
      </BODY>
      </HTML>
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