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  • JJETHALAAL GOSAR
    Wonderful Definitions School A place where Parents pay and children play Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
    Message 1 of 1 , Apr 29, 2011
      Wonderful Definitions



      School

      A place where Parents pay and children play

      Life Insurance
      A contract that keeps you poor all your life
      so that you can die Rich.

      Nurse:
      A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

      Marriage
      It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her
      masters..


      Divorce
      Future tense of Marriage.

      Tears
      The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
      waterpower.


      Lecture
      An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes
      of the students without passing through "the minds of either"


      Conference
      The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

      Compromise
      The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the
      biggest piece


      Dictionary
      A place where success comes before work

      Conference Room
      A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

      Father
      A banker provided by nature

      Criminal
      A person no different from the rest
      ..except that he/she got caught

      Boss
      Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

      Politician
      One who shakes your hand before elections and
      your Confidence after

      DOCTOR
      A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

      Classic
      Books, which people praise, but do not read.

      Smile
      A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

      Office
      A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

      Yawn
      The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

      Etc.
      A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

      Committee
      Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can
      be done together.


      Experience
      The name men give to their mistakes.

      Atom Bomb
      An invention to end all inventions.

      Philosopher
      A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise


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