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- TEX'S ADVENTURES IN HOLLYWOODLAND
sub-JECT: WIN $100 [ friggin' U.S. Bucks!] for best "SINNERS & SAINTS" amateur review of Tex ] aka Tony Watt] 's Performance as The Brimstone Milkman & ...uh..Bond 007!!!!.. yeah!
Your friendly neighborhood Tex here..I noticed that I now am more popular than most of the actors in my movie www.IMDb.com PRO Starmeter [ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1732299/ profile...I even kicked 'pretty-boy' Johnny Paris's ass, in the ZOMBIE NIGHT 2 IMDB.COM PRO STARMETER ratings...Yessss-s-s-s-s-s!!!!!], but, Ashton Kutchner & Orlando Bloom is still more popular than I am..BASTARDS!!!!!..are you fools????..Is this the AGE OF THE CATALOGUE MODELS!!!?....I say, BRING SEAN 'FREAKIN'' CONNERY back as Bond 007...he can still kick the skinny arses of most of these hollywood pretty boyz, in a friggin' kilt, eating haggis in one hand!!![THINK ABOUT IT..WHO COULD BEAT UP SEAN CONNERY'S 100 YEAR OLD BUTT....RIGHT,NO-ONE IN TODAY'S HOLLYWOOD!!!]..no wonder they can't find anyone to play him IN THE NEXT BOND MOVIE...the top fave Owen is a Connery lookalike for christ's sake!!!.Better still, I'll play Bond, in my Stetson, bWAH!!....it's time for a north American Cowboy as Bond!!![ my
*sample script* from : OO7's TO HELL, WITH LOVE  int: Chez Poutine Saloon , France]
Concierge: "Ah...ho-ho-o-o.., Longtime no see, Sir James...eez ze Moneypussy out of the back-brace yet? tee hee...ah,.. Would you like your vodka-martini shaken not stirred Mr. Bond?...Perhaps a Shirley Temple for your Horsie!!"
"GIT ME SOME FRESH MILK, YA GAWDAMNED Frenchie PR*CK!!! AND SOME F*CKIN' J.D. fer da Mule!!!!!...BRING ON DA CULLUD DANCIN' GIRLS, YA HEAR ME, TUX-BOY!!!!!! I TEEL U WHUT!!!...THIS CASINO'S GITTIN' FRIGGIN' LAME, YA F*CK-O...MOVE IT, CLOUSEAU! BRING ON DA BROADS!!....SEND THE SUSHI BACK,YA MORON, IT AINT COOKED!!!!!..DON'T KEEP HER MAJESTY'S SECRET PUBLIC- SERVICEMAN A-WAITIN', FROG-EATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
see...I can play dat!!!!...F*ck everyone else..I'D rawk da Casbah!!!!..uh, Anyhow...is it just me or has our local & national newspapers' entertainment sections gotten stale...no art....no extravaganza's...just fashionista prima-donnas... & who's f*cking [or not f*ckin' who]..and lame ass botox sightings...BLECCCHH!!!...WELL!!!! In the best [or worst ] tradition of U.S. Hollywood Snake-oil Hucksterism... I am running a contest for best "SINNERS & SAINTS" amateur review of my performance as THE 'freewheelin'' BRIMSTONE MILKMAN,[ Good or bad] & THE...PRIZE is $100.00 [ U.S. Bucks]..for REAL!!!!...shroiks..it's easy ...purchase da CLASSIC EROTI-HORROR/ MARTIAL ARTS GUT-BUCKET Sinners & Saints feature film DVD from www.SinnersAndSaints.Org [ a great Hallowen gift for Grandma!!]...watch my sinematically sweet-self..e-mail your review abot me, here on this movie newsgroup group, or to my personal e-mail, tho ; I'll be making the reviews public]...and I shall judge the best, most original
& creative review with a little help from my friends [*note* "YOU SUCK!" is not a review...must be 100 words or more!!!!!..an extra $25.00 U.S. bucks to the winner, if my performance on the 'blooper segment' is reviewed also in the winning submission!..contest ends on Halloween Day 2005!!!
..COMING SOON!!!Its WWW.PrimalFilms.com 'killer ZOMBIE NIGHT: THE AWAKENING sequel for gory grindhouseupdates of the behind-the screams pictures of & Horror-Meister Writer/Director Dave Francis' ZOMBIE NIGHTS TWO Shroiks!... tha's right ya'll on the "PHOTO" AREA of the www.TonyWatt.com TWISTED SINEMA Yahoogroup ,
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