Re: Another review of Freke & Gandy:JESUS... a hang-up comedian
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> <logos257@y...> wrote:Ah well...there goes my spelling `problem' (I refuse to claim the
> > I guess it was the American Idle kind of popular.
> Is that a reference to the unemployed?
> The Christian Communist Party?
term `disability') again. I can read anything, but spell like a 5th
grader. `Dyslexic and the whole deal (writing those `9's' and `P's'
give me hell). If Microsoft Word doesn't catch it, then I'm screwed.
> It's a little ironic that a predominately ChristianNah...it just hasn't dawned on them yet. Give them another 3 years
> nation would swoon over a show called "American Idol."
> I guess idolatry is making a comeback.
to realize the `problem'.
> If Jesus returns, I wonder if he could win usingHe could do a transubstantiation ritual and we could just pretend
> his little bag of tricks? Raising Al Gore from
> the dead perhaps?
that Gore was alive like we did in 2000.
> Turning water into wine andIf it was Oprah's audience, they might complain about the free
> providing bread and fish to every member of the
He'd have to compete with the likes
> of Benny Hinn.Maybe he could be like Moses and impress them by showing who can
swallow the biggest snake. I know I always find that impressive in a
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"What? What's funny about dying on a cross?
>Thanks a LOT!!! I was eating a bowl of shredded wheat....and now I
> Well, you had to be there."
have to remove it from the screen.
"...the American Idle kind of popular."
I don't think you guys are THAT lazy. I mean, you DO manage to get
up, go over, turn on the TV, so you can watch American Idol!!!
The rest of your puns are good too.... but that line above....