Lips, aren't you lucky to have us?
- I went on Metallica's site to see if James was
getting better. I have no interest to their music now,
but I was big fan in the 80'. I read a message on
their rumor's board...and I thought we were real Anvil
fans. When Anvil is doing fine, we're fine...when it's
the opposite, we're down. But look what a "Met's fan"
wrote, when Hatfield is not able to drink his coffee
shaking...<br>-------------------------------------------------<br>VH2 NEWS EXCLUSIVE<br> <br>The remaining fully
healthy members of the metal group Metallica, Lars Ulrich
and Kirk Hammett have decided to occupy their time
not by writing music and songs setting up studio
time, but by bringing dreams to the little kids of the
United States, via the Make a Wish Foundation... The
members recently spent some time with children, Angela
Wenston, age 7 and Barry Dresden, age 9... a transcript of
what happened... <br><br>Kirk's experience <br>Kirk:
Hello, Angela, what do you want to be when you grow
up...<br>Angela: A attorney!<br>Kirk: An attorney<br>Angela:
Yeah!<br>Kirk: You dont want to be an attorney, you want to be a
groupie<br>Angela: Groupie?<br>Kirk: Yes a groupie!<br>Angela: Whats
a groupie?<br>Kirk: A very productive member of
society<br>Angela: Oh<br>Kirk: I brought you something<br>Angela:
What did you bring me<br>Kirk: An issue of Metal
Edge!<br>Angela: COOL!<br>Kirk: Thats right its cool!<br>Angela:
You bring me anything else...<br>Kirk: Uh, yes...
here!<br>Angela: Whats this<br>Kirk: A Les Paul guitar!<br>Angela:
Ok<br>Kirk: Here you pick it up like this... No, not like
that! NO!<br>Doctor: Oh no! She went into a
coma!<br>Kirk: Shit <br><br>Lars looked for young Barry for
quite some time, until a nurse told him Michael Jackson
checked out Barry and took him to his Neverland Ranch...
Lars walked outside where he ran into Tipper Gore...
oddly enough... The hardass woman pulled out a 9mm and
pointed it at Lars... Lars averted the situation by
cramming a razor sharp drumstick down her throat,
destroying her trachea and damaging the lining of her
stomach... This brought Al Gore...<br> <br>Al: Hello
american... I see you have murdered my wife ::Whispering::
good job, heres a fifty <br><br>Lars runs off <br>This
has been VH2 News, stay tuned for Toilet Killed The
Outhouse Star: History of Indoor Plumbing, next on VH2!
<br>-------------------------------------------------<br><br>That's what I call a fan... I felt sorry cos Lips had
yellow water the same day that his cable broke
- --- In email@example.com, anvilips2000 wrote:
> Where is everyone tonight?____________________________________________________________________
This is one of the first message that LIPS wrote to this board...Can
I return the question? Where are you LIPS? It's not because we want
you to answer to all little crazy messages we write, it's because in
my case: I worry.
Did he break his leg, his arm (No!!)? I don't even want to know about
what you do or think.....Just want to know that you're fine, if you
are okay and if Anvil still exist.
I've never heard about The Foundation's gig...I imagine all kind of
bad thing. Does he have a pneumonia? (secondary smoke yunno, hmmmm...)
A cold maybe? We all know that you work hard, but Dan wrote a message
to remind you some festivals...Why don't you react? Are you bored of
your own fanclub, man?
I would like to have your opinion on this Def Leppard's commercial
song...Do you hear the "Back in Black" riff and the "Rock of ages"
melody? "Am I going insane"?
Also, I would appreciate IF you could take a look at
www.anvil.here.ws and that you tell me if you find the colors
too "feminin". And, if it is....suggest me some ideas, it's easy to
You know that I'm really worry about you, dood? A truck accident? I
don't know cos you don't give any news...You were all friendly
posting here, and then you stopped suddenly. Did we offend you or
something like that?