Re: Defective Yuri Goggles
- Dear Fellow Consumers,
I have had some success calibrating my Yuri Goggles(tm) for watching Aria by staring closely at the wall near my desktop. Once I am able to see delicate lilies within the swirling plaster pattern beneath the creamy white paint I find that Aria suddenly presents much more in the way of Yuri that was apparent before.
I have also found that with a few after market modifications it is possible to turn the goggles "all the way up to eleven". However, I believe this voids the warranty and is probably not endorsed by the Yuricon Team as a whole.
--- In Yuricon@yahoogroups.com, Adam Jones <adam@...> wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:51:37 -0500, "Ellen Kuhfeld" <ellen@...>
> > I have been using your brand of Yuri Goggles for some time, but they
> > have recently failed completely. I have been watching the first season
> > of Aria, and even with the goggles set on maximum I have been unable
> > to detect any yuri.
> Thank you for your query.
> For calibration purposes, we recommend using your Yuri Goggles[tm]
> whilst watching the Aria OVA "Arietta". If, during the course of the
> programme, you are unable to detect signs of yuri, your goggles may
> indeed suffer from a manufacturing defect and should be returned to us
> at once for a free replacement.
> Yours sincerely,
> The Yuricon Tech Support Team
> Adam Jones (adam@...)(http://www.yggdrasl.demon.co.uk/)
> .oO("You are the handbasket taking us to hell." )
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