Re: [Yuricon] Fwd: the laws for us
- Sounds about right, it really fits the story from Street Fighter 2v, where Ken(American) is second to Ryu, and always gets beaten on, but keeps getting up, is rich and friendly, kinda gets the girl, and is second in every way to Ryu, though he actually can fight with his fists. Oh, he's really belligerent too.
Sam <usa_in_the_uk03@...> wrote:this is a continuation of the other laws of anime
Note: forwarded message attached.
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> ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 From: "Andy Thornberry"
Subject: the laws for us
Date: Sat, 31 May 2003 18:39:27 +0000
The Exclusive Book Of:
The Laws of
1.Almost every show has an American character
2.Contrary to reality, American guy is always second to Japanguy. (Japan is
really our bitch)
3.Americans usually display specific traits such as:
*Larger smile or eyes
*"cowboy" attitude (especially in wartime)
*Friendliness or Arrogance
*complete bliss to customs and fashion laws of others and different cultures
*The terrible habit of talking to themselves or speaking aloud
*either really long hair or very short hair
*Ususally Blond or Brown hair with Blue or Green eyes
*Recieves most abuse by enemy, but keeps getting up
*Odd egotistical phrases such as (extract from Maxwell 3:16) "The Great
Destroyer is back with a bang!"
*Usually get really nice girls, but these females are not terribly important
to story line (Hilde Schbeiker theory)
*often cocky, crazy, or overfamiliar
*Use more ammo than anyone else (Phillip Hughes' law)
*Have unique ability to befriend enemy soldiers.some believe excessive
talking brainwashes the adversary
*In a story, americans never really "win" but always contribute, often
commiting over kill
*characters are very touchy-feely.(japs hate this)
*are virtually useless at hand-to-hand combat. often rely on
*often have the ability to silenly creep up on enemy (e.g.Deathscythe Hell
Or Lt.Hughes' GM)
*individuality is everything...
*Americans are never main characters...but without them the story wouldnt
amount to much.
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- Don't forget that if there is a Chinies man they are always a master
of Kung Fu. I really love just how culturally shallow Japan can be
some times, it makes for some pretty funny stuff. Cas in Point G
Gundam, my god if that isn't a sterotype i don't know what is. I
espcually love how the maxer has boxing glows, comes in on a
surfboard, and has cowboy pistols. I can't wait till they make RACIST
- --- In Yuricon@yahoogroups.com, Sam <usa_in_the_uk03@y...> wrote:
> *In a story, americans never really "win" but always contribute,often
> commiting over killAnd this is different from reality how?